In case you're wondering, Ignore the idiot troll amusing himself...
SB
"Dickie Gonzales - Usenet Administrator" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:7Ued6.7815$[email hidden]...
Fake newsgroup removal notice and r.a.s. trolls of old
Steve Blankenship warned that a 'newsgroup removal' notice was a troll's forgery, and another poster explained that replying to HipCrime's cross-posts floods news.admin.net-abuse. Gerry Aitken posted a crude parody reply, and the thread reminisced about past r.a.s. troublemakers, including the 1997 'Le Chicken' episode.
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Automated summary.
Thanks for the 'alert' dickie!
BTW, while you were administering to usenet, I shagged your ugly wife.
:) She was the scabbard and I was the sword, so to speak, and a mighty
fine fit she was too. While 'tis true to say, she was sweeter taken than
she ever would be willing, in truth, it's fair to add, I'm sure not all
of her objected. ;)
Dickie Gonzales - Usenet Administrator wrote while oblivious to the fact
his wife was being pumped:
<SNIP>
Sneering regards
Gerry Aitken
Hi Gerry,
reminds me of the guy who wanted to take over r.a.s a few years ago... I
still remember him saying something to the effect that we should trust him,
he'd be a good leader... <g>
Achim
"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Thanks for the 'alert' dickie!
>In case you're wondering, Ignore the idiot troll amusing himself...
>
>SB
>
<Gasp!> Thanks..... <walking away, shaking....>
Todd Wasson
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Steve Blankenship <[email hidden]> wrote:
> Ignore the idiot troll amusing himself....
Please do NOT post responses to HipCrime's post without checking
the "Newsgroups:" header in your post or you will be doing just
what he wants. Those posts are all going to news.admin.net-abuse.email.
His goal is to get you to flood that group for him.
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Don't worry about it. The group is not going down.
The message was pure harassment (of news.admin.net-abuse.email,
actually).
The message is a HipCrime post.
It is a "punishment run" rather than one of his spam runs.
There are newsgroups in which 90% of the posts are his spam
(usually a BTV Industries modem hijacking porn dialer, though
other times "affiliate" porn spam).
The goal of this post is to get you to post a followup.
Why? So you can help him out.
How? But taking part in his flooding of NANAE
(news.admin.net-abuse.email).
You can often recognize his posts due to the random Markov
text (see the last line in this post) and the fact that
his "punishment runs" use a "Followup-To:" header redirecting
posts to a newsgroup he wants to get back it if it does not
accept him as the Lord High Ruler of Usenet and accept his
posts as being properly 90% of the allowed posts (a few months
ago, when he targeted a Sherlock Holmes group frequented by
many minors, one day, there were 100 posts - over 70 were
porn ads apparently from him or the HipClones).
A few weeks ago you may have seen an obscenity of Bin Laden
buggering Bush. That was to get folks to post followups.
They were directected to NANAE (it was at attempt to get
you to flood NANAE for him).
Then you may have seen a "Formatting Your Hard Disk" post
(JavaScript pretending to format your hard disk). That
was another.
A few days ago you may have seen an illegal obscenity
of "little boys - I have tapes to sell and trade" wherein
the fraudulent "from" address was that of a regular in NANAE
(fraud, identity theft).
Soon after than you may have seen "Access Greed" a post
supporting spam - again, to get you to post a followup -
which was directed to NANAE.
Now this.
These are all HipCrime or one of his HipClones.
If you *do* post a followup, be sure to change the newgroups
header so it goes to the group in which you have seen
the original post - or you will be doing just what he
wants you to do ... help him flood NANAE.
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You can do a search on message text for "HipCrime" at
groups.google.com (USENET) or google.com (the WEB), for example,
or visit NANAE (news.admin.net-abuse.email) and post a question
about him (there are folks there more knowledgeable than I
about his current routines).
He is a spammer. He finds and uses open PROXYs (unsecured
proxies used on home systems with high bandwidth -
cable and DSL modem connections) to post hundreds of
thousands of messages - each with a different subject line
(he uses a random Markov text generator - you can often
recognize his posts, or HipClones - his followers with
whom he shares his programmes - by the subject line -
often there is random text also in the message, even
after embedded UUencoded binaries - the random text is
used to avoid being blocked/filtered by systems that block
multiple posts of messages with identical bodies/subject_lines).
He considers himself the Lord High Ruler of Usenet and strongly
objects to those groups that do not accept him or spam and
"punishes" them.
How to punish such a group? The obvious is to find an open
PROXY (high bandwidth) and use that to post hundreds of thousands of
messages to the target group - each with a different subject line
(so they cannot be blocked by the subject line) - however, in some
groups, the members don't fall for it, notice the path/source in
the header and block on the source. How to punish such a group?
Easy. Don't flood it! Flood every other newsgroup! *But* use messages
designed to induce folks in those groups to post a followup message
*and* set the "Followup-To:" header in the original post to that
of the target group! If twenty folks in each of 20,000 newsgroups
each post a followup all of which go to the target newsgroup -
a flood! He has managed to get others to flood a newsgroup for him
and the posts can't be blocked based on the path since they (the
followups) come from all over!
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If you want to post a followup message to one of his posts (whatever
it is) to alert regulars of your group about what the message is
and what it does, after choosing to post, check the "Newsgroups" header
in the message. If it has been changed (due to a "Followup-To:" header
in the original post to that of a group HipCrime is targetting for
punishment) you will have to change it back to the group in which
the original post appeared so as not to contribute to flooding
the targetted group (as HipCrime desires) and so that the visitors
to your group actually get to see your post!
Don't worry about his having tricked you. Quite a few have fallen
for this ploy. He'll be doing it again, with a different type of
post, again (in a week or so) I am sure. He has been around for
months. Well, he has been around much longer, but he has been
doing this for months...
In article <3bfc74ce$[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...
>
>He considers himself the Lord High Ruler of Usenet and strongly
>objects to those groups that do not accept him or spam and
>"punishes" them.
Interesting.
Doesn't this suggest the obvious solution of a shallow grave?
-Tim
YUO SCUK!!111
On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 22:41:01 GMT, "Steve Blankenship"
<[email hidden]> wrote:
>In case you're wondering, Ignore the idiot troll amusing himself...
>
>SB
Just wondering - Is RAS being moderated?
I never get the spam posts, I allways only see the replies.
I also didn't get the original post of this thread - and I don't think
I miss any other posts in threads..
Andre
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>"Dickie Gonzales - Usenet Administrator" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:7Ued6.7815$[email hidden]... >> Newsgroup rec.autos.simulators slated for REMOVAL on 21 Nov 2001 22:09:49 GMT. >> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Hello my name is Dickie Gonzales, and I am writing to alert >> the regular readers of rec.autos.simulators that it will be removed >> from Usenet on 21 Nov 2001 22:09:49 GMT. This action will be taken by all >> news servers, so clients are advised to update their >> readers accordingly. >> >> Thank you for your kind attention, >> Dickie Gonzales >> >> -- >> I was rejecting coconuts to filthy Alejandro, who's ordering to the car's navel. > >On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 00:29:34 +0100, "Joachim Trensz"
<[email hidden]> wrote:
That was Ymenard? :)
Andre
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>Hi Gerry, > >reminds me of the guy who wanted to take over r.a.s a few years ago... I >still remember him saying something to the effect that we should trust him, >he'd be a good leader... <g> > >AchimQuoted text (7 lines)
> >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:[email hidden]... >> Thanks for the 'alert' dickie! > > >[email hidden] (Andre Warringa) writes:
No.
> I never get the spam posts, I allways only see the replies.
It may be your newsserver. I didn't get that post either AFAIR
> I also didn't get the original post of this thread - and I don't think
> I miss any other posts in threads..
Do you miss any posts at all ? :)
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> On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 22:41:01 GMT, "Steve Blankenship" > <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >In case you're wondering, Ignore the idiot troll amusing himself... > > > >SB > > Just wondering - Is RAS being moderated?Quoted text (8 lines)
> On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 22:41:01 GMT, "Steve Blankenship" > >In case you're wondering, Ignore the idiot troll amusing himself... > >SB > Just wondering - Is RAS being moderated?On 22 Nov 2001 10:31:23 +0100, [email hidden] (Olav K.
Malmin) wrote:
But it's so typical, its allways the spam mails than don't show up on
my server - which is a good thing, but I wonder how come..
Andre
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>[email hidden] (Andre Warringa) writes: > >> On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 22:41:01 GMT, "Steve Blankenship" >> <[email hidden]> wrote: >> >> >In case you're wondering, Ignore the idiot troll amusing himself... >> > >> >SB >> >> Just wondering - Is RAS being moderated? > >No. > >> I never get the spam posts, I allways only see the replies. > >It may be your newsserver. I didn't get that post either AFAIRQuoted text (9 lines)
> >> I also didn't get the original post of this thread - and I don't think >> I miss any other posts in threads.. > >Do you miss any posts at all ? :) > >-- >Olav K. Malmin, anonymous news-addict ass. >remove .spam when replying[email hidden] (Andre Warringa) writes:
> But it's so typical, its allways the spam mails than don't show up on
> my server - which is a good thing, but I wonder how come..
Server may not accept heavy crossposting, acticles that are identical
and posted to 15 different groups etc.
--
-asbjxrn
Andre Warringa <[email hidden]> wrote on 22 Nov
2001:
> Just wondering - Is RAS being moderated?
> I never get the spam posts, I allways only see the replies.<snip>
Are you using cis.dfn.de? They seem to be very good about filtering out
this type of spam (though I still get to see it 'cause of all the
people who insist on quoting it *in full* in their replies - grrr!)
--
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deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense -- Carl Sagan
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On 22 Nov 2001 12:00:01 GMT, [email hidden] (David
Buttery) wrote:
Indeed :) That's probably it, thanks (thanks to asbjorn too :)
Andre
>
>--
>Sceptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which
>deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense -- Carl Sagan
>
>The GPL Scrapyard returns (slowly): http://www.hillclimbfan.f2s.com
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>Andre Warringa <[email hidden]> wrote on 22 Nov >2001: > >> Just wondering - Is RAS being moderated? >> I never get the spam posts, I allways only see the replies. ><snip> > >Are you using cis.dfn.de? They seem to be very good about filtering out >this type of spam (though I still get to see it 'cause of all the >people who insist on quoting it *in full* in their replies - grrr!)Hi mate
Joachim Trensz wrote:
>
> Hi Gerry,
>
> reminds me of the guy who wanted to take over r.a.s a few years ago... I
> still remember him saying something to the effect that we should trust him,
> he'd be a good leader... <g>
Tom Pabst?
Gerry
"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
him,
> > he'd be a good leader... <g>
>
> Tom Pabst?
>
> Gerry
I thought it was some French guy.
:)
Don Burnette
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> Hi mate > > Joachim Trensz wrote: > > > > Hi Gerry, > > > > reminds me of the guy who wanted to take over r.a.s a few years ago... I > > still remember him saying something to the effect that we should trustHi Gerry,
> Tom Pabst?
sounds like him ;-)
Achim
Hi Andre,
> That was Ymenard? :)
Could be. I think he was French, and I was speechless when I read his
messages <g>
Achim
Hi Andre,
Could be. I think he was French, and I was speechless when I read his
messages <g>
Achim
Hi Spamless,
thanks for the warning. My header in Outlook Express only shows r.a.s - is
it safe to assume that my reply then only goes to r.a.s? Or should I look
elsewhere, too, to eliminate cross-posting-addresses?
Thanks in advance
Achim
Joachim Trensz wrote:
>
> Hi Gerry,
>
> > Tom Pabst?
>
> sounds like him ;-)
Hehe, from the same mould maybe. The type that can't open their mouths
without a big lump of shit falling out. But they do add colour ;)
Gerry
>"Joachim Trensz" <[email hidden]> wrote
> Could be. I think he was French, and I was speechless when I read his
> messages <g>
Must... protect... my.. past.... heritage... LOL
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>"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote
> > reminds me of the guy who wanted to take over r.a.s a few years ago... I
> > still remember him saying something to the effect that we should trusthim,
> > he'd be a good leader... <g>
>
> Tom Pabst?
<Ouch>
Actually, you guys don't remember LeChicken? Here's the original post from
1997 :
==============================
I am Le Chicken! On this Friday, December the 12th, 1997, I enter
rec.autos.simulators and
I hereby proclaim myself the Official Chicken of r.a.s., and supreme ruler
of
all chicken-kind.
(Which pretty much excludes most of you...) I will occassionally take part
in
sensible (..and
sometimes not so sensible) discussions, but my main purpose in this news
group
will be to
make fun out of, poke fun at, to be funny (..or at least try), and to
lighten
up the atmosphere
in the newsgroup.
I have some basic commandments (..more of which might be added at a later
date)
which I
hope everyone will follow:
1. I am Le Chicken
2. I am the Official Chicken and Poultry Representative of this newsgroup.
3. I am the supreme ruler of all chicken-kind (..again, that excludes most
of
you).
4. There is no other Le Chicken besides me.
5. There are no chickens higher than me.
Ignore any of these commandments, and I'll ship you off to KFC faster than
you
say "Kluck".
Le Chicken
Official Chicken of r.a.s.
===================
<roll eyes>
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ymenard wrote:
>
> >"Joachim Trensz" <[email hidden]> wrote
> > Could be. I think he was French, and I was speechless when I read his
> > messages <g>
>
> Must... protect... my.. past.... heritage... LOL
LeChicken!! I miss him... <g>
--
Fester
Gerry,
Funniest post I've read in years! Pure Python.
--Steve
"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Thanks for the 'alert' dickie! > > BTW, while you were administering to usenet, I shagged your ugly wife. > :) She was the scabbard and I was the sword, so to speak, and a mighty > fine fit she was too. While 'tis true to say, she was sweeter taken than > she ever would be willing, in truth, it's fair to add, I'm sure not all > of her objected. ;) > > Dickie Gonzales - Usenet Administrator wrote while oblivious to the fact > his wife was being pumped: > > <SNIP> > > Sneering regards > > Gerry Aitken"ymenard" <[email hidden]> writes:
[SNIP]
Crap, I remember that!
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