Re: An alternative to squash balls

LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to flame you for posting that picture in here?? Gerry Hugh wrote:

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> > See attachment. Squash balls are OK, but I find kittens give a more natural > feel. Use duct tape to attach them to the brake pedal to ensure they don't > bugger off for some food whilst in the middle of qualifying (no loyalty; > maybe a small dog would be better?). Apart from the natural feel of the > pedal; there is the added advantage of sound effects not entirely dissimilar > to those of squealing tyres when you are under heavy braking. > I have knocked 2 seconds off my times at Hockenheim in GP3 using kittens; > although pit stops do now tend to include kitten replacement as well as > tyres and fuel; they are not very robust. > Give it a try; what have you got to lose (apart from a few kittens)? > > H. > > [Image]

LOL! However, I'd suggest guinea pigs, they come in a variety of sizes, make less noise on their own, are less prone to wandering off and are easier to mount in the pedal box as they have little in the way of a discernable front or back.

ymenard ;) -- Scott B. Husted PA-Scott ICQ#4395450 Gerry Aitken <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > > Gerry > > Hugh wrote: > > > > See attachment. Squash balls are OK, but I find kittens give a more natural > > feel. Use duct tape to attach them to the brake pedal to ensure they don't > > bugger off for some food whilst in the middle of qualifying (no loyalty; > > maybe a small dog would be better?). Apart from the natural feel of the > > pedal; there is the added advantage of sound effects not entirely dissimilar > > to those of squealing tyres when you are under heavy braking. > > I have knocked 2 seconds off my times at Hockenheim in GP3 using kittens; > > although pit stops do now tend to include kitten replacement as well as > > tyres and fuel; they are not very robust. > > Give it a try; what have you got to lose (apart from a few kittens)? > > > > H. > > > > [Image]

> Hugh wrote:Apart from the natural feel of the pedal; there is the added advantage of sound effects not entirely dissimilar to those of squealing tyres when you are under heavy braking. I've never felt so guilty while laughing my ass off before! LOfrikkenL

In article <9jmvsa$l7a$[email hidden]>, Art McEwen <[email hidden]> writes

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>LOL! > >However, I'd suggest guinea pigs, they come in a variety of sizes, make less >noise on their own, are less prone to wandering off and are easier to mount >in the pedal box as they have little in the way of a discernable front or >back. > > >

Also if your careful with your selection you can have different rates for each peddle Racing is life......anything before or after is just waiting Michael Delaney (Steve McQueen) Le Mans 1970 -- Lee Ward E-mail: [email hidden] GPLFD TEAM CHAD - You can count on us. EUROF2 LADS RACING - Old enough to know better.

>"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > flame you for posting that picture in here?? <yawn> Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally acceptable at short and long-term vision. -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

erm.... squashballs are only good for use under pedals? "Kirk House" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:3b5f1fdc$0$277$[email hidden]...

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> From: [email hidden] ([email hidden]) > > A friend of mine has been hit in his left eye by a squash ball about 2 > months > ago. His front eye-chamber was partly filled with blood (a so-called > hyphema); this was solved within one day. He was treated with Tobradex and > Scopolamine. After two weeks the only permanent damage seems to be a > slightly > enlarged pupil. This alone would not cause headaches or pain. However,

after > one month after the accident, a headache came up, which intensifies inwaves > behind or around his left eye. Within two weeks this headache grew to an > unbearable level. His head was examined by a CT scan and X-rays; no > abnormalities were found. Furthermore, he has no neurologicaldisabilities.

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> He has been given Indometacine and Tramadol (Tramal) which only slightly > relieved the pain. Then he has been given Amitryptiline (Tryptizol; 70 > mg/day) in combination with Deseril (30 mg/day). This treatment > significantly > reduced his pain, which is now bearible only with complete rest (12 hours > sleep per day and no reading or driving a car; no working, only watching > some > TV). However, after 1 month of resting in this way, the situation no

longer > improves. Does anybody have a clue ??? > > > > >

From: [email hidden] ([email hidden]) A friend of mine has been hit in his left eye by a squash ball about 2 months ago. His front eye-chamber was partly filled with blood (a so-called hyphema); this was solved within one day. He was treated with Tobradex and Scopolamine. After two weeks the only permanent damage seems to be a slightly enlarged pupil. This alone would not cause headaches or pain. However, after one month after the accident, a headache came up, which intensifies in waves behind or around his left eye. Within two weeks this headache grew to an unbearable level. His head was examined by a CT scan and X-rays; no abnormalities were found. Furthermore, he has no neurological disabilities. He has been given Indometacine and Tramadol (Tramal) which only slightly relieved the pain. Then he has been given Amitryptiline (Tryptizol; 70 mg/day) in combination with Deseril (30 mg/day). This treatment significantly reduced his pain, which is now bearible only with complete rest (12 hours sleep per day and no reading or driving a car; no working, only watching some TV). However, after 1 month of resting in this way, the situation no longer improves. Does anybody have a clue ???

ymenard wrote:

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> > >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > > <yawn> > > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally acceptable > at short and long-term vision.

<yawn> No I don't think that, but I do think my way of the gentleman he shouldn't have posted a binary in here is better than the way you would have told the gentleman ;).

In article <9jmq38$v9h$[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says... > See attachment. Squash balls are OK, but I find kittens give a more natural > feel. LOL .... An alternative I find very good is a ferret .... I have two and they get everywhere. One of them loves rubber and nicked my squash ball ... (no bull). -- Mick Remove my codpiece to reply. Damn spam!

says... LOL .... An alternative I find very good is a ferret .... I have two and they get everywhere. One of them loves *** and nicked my squash ball ... (no bull). -- Mick Remove my codpiece to reply. Damn spam!

Whatever, I thought it was a hoot. sim Gerry Aitken <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> > > ymenard wrote: > > > > >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > > > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > > > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > > > > <yawn> > > > > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and > > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally

acceptable

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> > at short and long-term vision. > > <yawn> > > No I don't think that, but I do think my way of the gentleman he > shouldn't have posted a binary in here is better than the way you would > have told the gentleman ;).

Is this ahhhhhmm? a "Sexual thing?" <G> "Art McEwen" wrote: | LOL! | | However, I'd suggest guinea pigs, they come in a variety of sizes, makeless | noise on their own, are less prone to wandering off and are easier tomount | in the pedal box as they have little in the way of a discernable front or | back. | | | --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.265 / Virus Database: 137 - Release Date: 7/18/2001

>"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > No I don't think that, but I do think my way of the gentleman he > shouldn't have posted a binary in here is better than the way you would > have told the gentleman ;). I don't know of any staten usenet law that says you always need to be gentle with the people who do such things. -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

You're probably gonna ge flamed for posting this attachment in this (non-binary) group but this made me laugh harder than anything I've seen in a LONG LONG time. My cat *loves* to wander in and out of my feet while I'm playing, usually right when I really need to concentrate. In a 30 lap GPL race at LeMans a few weeks ago she decided that was no fun so she decided to stand between me and my monitor right as I was braking at the end of Mulsanne Straight. Needless to say I ended up in the sand banks. "Hugh" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9jmq38$v9h$[email hidden]... > See attachment. Squash balls are OK, but I find kittens give a morenatural > feel. Use duct tape to attach them to the brake pedal to ensure they don't > bugger off for some food whilst in the middle of qualifying (no loyalty; > maybe a small dog would be better?). Apart from the natural feel of the > pedal; there is the added advantage of sound effects not entirelydissimilar

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> to those of squealing tyres when you are under heavy braking. > I have knocked 2 seconds off my times at Hockenheim in GP3 using kittens; > although pit stops do now tend to include kitten replacement as well as > tyres and fuel; they are not very robust. > Give it a try; what have you got to lose (apart from a few kittens)? > > H. > > >

Maybe for you it is Thom J ;) As DGF will tell you, most of us get our sexual kicks the proper way: GPL! "Thom j." <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:d_G77.28605$[email hidden]...

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> Is this ahhhhhmm? a "Sexual thing?" <G> > > "Art McEwen" wrote: > | LOL! > | > | However, I'd suggest guinea pigs, they come in a variety of sizes, make > less > | noise on their own, are less prone to wandering off and are easier to > mount > | in the pedal box as they have little in the way of a discernable front

or > | back.

or one that says be an asshole about it... Edward "ymenard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:z7H77.23755$[email hidden]...

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> >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > > No I don't think that, but I do think my way of the gentleman he > > shouldn't have posted a binary in here is better than the way you would > > have told the gentleman ;). > > > I don't know of any staten usenet law that says you always need to be

gentle

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> with the people who do such things. > > > > > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > >

It was in the question form Rob A!! Do you and DGF have something going on that RAS should know about? hmmm? All RAS enquiring minds would *really* want to know this one!! <BFG> "Rob Adams" wrote: | Maybe for you it is Thom J ;) | | As DGF will tell you, most of us get our sexual kicks the proper way: GPL! --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.265 / Virus Database: 137 - Release Date: 7/18/2001

>"Edward_C" <[email hidden]> wrote > or one that says be an asshole about it... Therefore you have the right to be everything you want. > > I don't know of any staten usenet law that says you always need to begentle > > with the people who do such things. -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

> or one that says be an *** about it... Therefore you have the right to be everything you want. -- -- Fran?ois Mnard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

..Just following your lead Francis, after all you have done it all before anyone else, seen it all and invented it all ;-) "ymenard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:LHJ77.13641$[email hidden]...

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> >"Edward_C" <[email hidden]> wrote > > or one that says be an asshole about it... > > Therefore you have the right to be everything you want. > > > > > I don't know of any staten usenet law that says you always need to be > gentle > > > with the people who do such things. > > > > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > >

OMG!! Flame Alert!! Flame Alert!! hahaha Play nice now kiddiez or will have to seperate u 2! "Edward_C" wrote:

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| ..Just following your lead Francis, after all you have done it all before | anyone else, seen it all and invented it all ;-) | | "ymenard"wrote: | > >"Edward_C" wrote: | > > or one that says be an asshole about it... | > | > Therefore you have the right to be everything you want. | > | > | > > > I don't know of any staten usenet law that says you always need to

be

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| > gentle | > > > with the people who do such things. | > -- | > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> | > -- May the Downforce be with you... | > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ | > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez | > Corporation - helping America into the New World...

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That's why I have a dog. My Golden Retreiver has NEVER jumped on my desk ;-) But get the hell out of the way if he ever decided to.... Todd Walker GPLRank: +72.27 twalker at jam dot rr dot com http://twalker.d2g.com/gpl On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 21:54:23 GMT, "Rob Adams" <[email hidden]> wrote:

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>You're probably gonna ge flamed for posting this attachment in this >(non-binary) group but this made me laugh harder than anything I've seen in >a LONG LONG time. My cat *loves* to wander in and out of my feet while I'm >playing, usually right when I really need to concentrate. In a 30 lap GPL >race at LeMans a few weeks ago she decided that was no fun so she decided to >stand between me and my monitor right as I was braking at the end of >Mulsanne Straight. Needless to say I ended up in the sand banks.

LOL! That's classic! Todd Wasson --- Performance Simulations Drag Racing and Top Speed Prediction Software http://PerformanceSimulations.Com

I've never spent time in a law library investigating, but I'm fairly sure there is no American or International "Usenet law" on posting binaries. <VBG> Only etiquette ;) -- Scott B. Husted PA-Scott ICQ#4395450 ymenard <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:z7H77.23755$[email hidden]... > I don't know of any staten usenet law that says you always need to be gentle > with the people who do such things. > > > > > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > >

LMFAO!! James "Hugh" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9jmq38$v9h$[email hidden]... > See attachment. Squash balls are OK, but I find kittens give a morenatural > feel. Use duct tape to attach them to the brake pedal to ensure they don't > bugger off for some food whilst in the middle of qualifying (no loyalty; > maybe a small dog would be better?). Apart from the natural feel of the > pedal; there is the added advantage of sound effects not entirelydissimilar

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> to those of squealing tyres when you are under heavy braking. > I have knocked 2 seconds off my times at Hockenheim in GP3 using kittens; > although pit stops do now tend to include kitten replacement as well as > tyres and fuel; they are not very robust. > Give it a try; what have you got to lose (apart from a few kittens)? > > H. > > >

<erect> Hi Ymenard (interesting name, are you from Mars?) I really have to apologise to everyone in this newsgroup for posting a picture. A big one too, more than 50KB, gosh. My particular condolences go to those who have caught cancer, lost a loved one or even died as a result of this terrible transgression. I am deeply deeply ashamed. The night I mugged my granny after an overdose of Tizer is of nothing compared to this. The problem Ymenard (or can I call you Ym, I feel we are friends now?) is that I am English. We are a strange race. To us; ignorance and humour (like humor; only funnier) take precedence over correctness (or even cancer, loss of a loved one and the occasional death). My little kitten story would have been no fun ("fun", it's a word; honestly, look it up) without a picture of Mindy (for it is she) draped around my pedals; and it took ages to make the little bugger stay still so it seemed a shame not to share it. I'm afraid I have to dissolution your much appreciated compliment that I am the ultimate knowledge when it comes to the heady topic of NNTP servers. I do know what a server is, I think (sexy box, flashing lights, loads cables, out of date as soon as you've bought one?); but NNTP? You got me there. Not Normal, Total Prat? Why would you call a server that; especially one of those black ones with air cooling vents that do nothing? More of a name I would use for an anal arse wipe (although "Kleenex" is more common). And then there is this thing about my eyes. Actually my vision is crap at both long and short distance (and I never used to, you know, really I didn't, I was just scratching myself). But where does the term come in; and how does any of this relate to my kittens. Clever of you to spot I am a lamer. My left leg was crushed when I was nine years old in a freak gardening accident. Most people just look away; I respect you for giving it to me straight. But again; do you have scientific evidence to prove that people with physical handicaps (especially those horticulturally influenced) are more prone to be ignorant about the dire consequences of posting 50KB pictures on newsgroups, where such things are abhored as an abomination before the Lord? Finally, I have a question about the <yawn> thing. Is it normal to state your personal condition at the commencement of postings in this group? Again apologies if I failed to do that last time; I have made sure of doing so in this posting (These pussies can be so tender don't you think?) I have to apologise for the message by Mr Aitken, infering in advance that you are an anal arse wipe. I am sure that is not true and that your cleaning abilities extend to other body parts and assorted household fittings. The problem is that Gerry, being a decent chap, would write something like: "Dear Hugh You probably didn't realise that you shouldn't post binaries here. I realise that in the greater scheme of things, this doesn't rate as an issue, but please don't do it again. love and kisses Gerry" Totally ineffective I agree; why be polite when you can be a total anal arse wipe? Anyway, I have been to your web site and I see we have something in common, a love of Pink Floyd (but the latest Radiohead album is bollocks don't you think?). You will be pleased to know that I have a copy of Pulse signed personally to me by Nick Mason. I suspect you don't, which brings to mind the old English saying "Nah Nah NAh NAh NAh" (look it up). What we don't seem to have in common is an ability to spell, or to write something that someone who is not heavily under the influence of recreational drugs can understand; although I did relate to the "OK ENOUGH NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE TIRED OF READING ABOUT ME !" So; apologies again Ym. I really screwed up this time. I feel bad. Never mind, I live in Thailand where the beer is cheap and the women are gorgeous; and you don't. There is a great Thai phrase which goes "Mai Pen Rai" which means something like "never mind" and is used frequently when bad things happen. Your car is demolished by an elephant (it happens): Mai pen rai Your cat falls from your 17th floor condo (it happened, hence the kittens): Mai pen rai. Some dick gets upset about fuck all in a newsgroup (surely not): Mai pen rai "Mai pen rai" is usually followed by a big Thai smile and a few beers. The Thais have it sussed; don't get upset about stuff you can do nothing about; relax and enjoy life. Try it. Have a really nice day and whatever you do, don't put your arm in an industrial strength mincing machine. love and kisses Hugh [email hidden]> wrote in message news:DdF77.23098$[email hidden]...

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> >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > > <yawn> > > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally

acceptable

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> at short and long-term vision. > > > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > >

<erect> Hi Ymenard (interesting name, are you from Mars?) I really have to apologise to everyone in this newsgroup for posting a picture. A big one too, more than 50KB, gosh. My particular condolences go to those who have caught cancer, lost a loved one or even died as a result of this terrible transgression. I am deeply deeply ashamed. The night I mugged my granny after an overdose of Tizer is of nothing compared to this. The problem Ymenard (or can I call you Ym, I feel we are friends now?) is that I am English. We are a strange race. To us; ignorance and humour (like humor; only funnier) take precedence over correctness (or even cancer, loss of a loved one and the occasional death). My little kitten story would have been no fun ("fun", it's a word; honestly, look it up) without a picture of Mindy (for it is she) draped around my pedals; and it took ages to make the little bugger stay still so it seemed a shame not to share it. I'm afraid I have to dissolution your much appreciated compliment that I am the ultimate knowledge when it comes to the heady topic of NNTP servers. I do know what a server is, I think (sexy box, flashing lights, loads cables, out of date as soon as you've bought one?); but NNTP? You got me there. Not Normal, Total Prat? Why would you call a server that; especially one of those black ones with air cooling vents that do nothing? More of a name I would use for an anal arse wipe (although "Kleenex" is more common). And then there is this thing about my eyes. Actually my vision is crap at both long and short distance (and I never used to, you know, really I didn't, I was just scratching myself). But where does the term come in; and how does any of this relate to my kittens. Clever of you to spot I am a lamer. My left leg was crushed when I was nine years old in a freak gardening accident. Most people just look away; I respect you for giving it to me straight. But again; do you have scientific evidence to prove that people with physical handicaps (especially those horticulturally influenced) are more prone to be ignorant about the dire consequences of posting 50KB pictures on newsgroups, where such things are abhored as an abomination before the Lord? Finally, I have a question about the <yawn> thing. Is it normal to state your personal condition at the commencement of postings in this group? Again apologies if I failed to do that last time; I have made sure of doing so in this posting (These pussies can be so tender don't you think?) I have to apologise for the message by Mr Aitken, infering in advance that you are an anal arse wipe. I am sure that is not true and that your cleaning abilities extend to other body parts and assorted household fittings. The problem is that Gerry, being a decent chap, would write something like: "Dear Hugh You probably didn't realise that you shouldn't post binaries here. I realise that in the greater scheme of things, this doesn't rate as an issue, but please don't do it again. love and kisses Gerry" Totally ineffective I agree; why be polite when you can be a total anal arse wipe? Anyway, I have been to your web site and I see we have something in common, a love of Pink Floyd (but the latest Radiohead album is bollocks don't you think?). You will be pleased to know that I have a copy of Pulse signed personally to me by Nick Mason. I suspect you don't, which brings to mind the old English saying "Nah Nah NAh NAh NAh" (look it up). What we don't seem to have in common is an ability to spell, or to write something that someone who is not heavily under the influence of recreational drugs can understand; although I did relate to the "OK ENOUGH NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE TIRED OF READING ABOUT ME !" So; apologies again Ym. I really screwed up this time. I feel bad. Never mind, I live in Thailand where the beer is cheap and the women are gorgeous; and you don't. There is a great Thai phrase which goes "Mai Pen Rai" which means something like "never mind" and is used frequently when bad things happen. Your car is demolished by an elephant (it happens): Mai pen rai Your cat falls from your 17th floor condo (it happened, hence the kittens): Mai pen rai. Some dick gets upset about fuck all in a newsgroup (surely not): Mai pen rai "Mai pen rai" is usually followed by a big Thai smile and a few beers. The Thais have it sussed; don't get upset about stuff you can do nothing about; relax and enjoy life. Try it. Have a really nice day and whatever you do, don't put your arm in an industrial strength mincing machine. love and kisses Hugh [email hidden]> wrote in message news:DdF77.23098$[email hidden]...

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> >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > > <yawn> > > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally

acceptable

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> at short and long-term vision. > > > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > >

<erect> Hi Ymenard (interesting name, are you from Mars?) I really have to apologise to everyone in this newsgroup for posting a picture. A big one too, more than 50KB, gosh. My particular condolences go to those who have caught cancer, lost a loved one or even died as a result of this terrible transgression. I am deeply deeply ashamed. The night I mugged my granny after an overdose of Tizer is of nothing compared to this. The problem Ymenard (or can I call you Ym, I feel we are friends now?) is that I am English. We are a strange race. To us; ignorance and humour (like humor; only funnier) take precedence over correctness (or even cancer, loss of a loved one and the occasional death). My little kitten story would have been no fun ("fun", it's a word; honestly, look it up) without a picture of Mindy (for it is she) draped around my pedals; and it took ages to make the little bugger stay still so it seemed a shame not to share it. I'm afraid I have to dissolution your much appreciated compliment that I am the ultimate knowledge when it comes to the heady topic of NNTP servers. I do know what a server is, I think (sexy box, flashing lights, loads cables, out of date as soon as you've bought one?); but NNTP? You got me there. Not Normal, Total Prat? Why would you call a server that; especially one of those black ones with air cooling vents that do nothing? More of a name I would use for an anal arse wipe (although "Kleenex" is more common). And then there is this thing about my eyes. Actually my vision is crap at both long and short distance (and I never used to, you know, really I didn't, I was just scratching myself). But where does the term come in; and how does any of this relate to my kittens. Clever of you to spot I am a lamer. My left leg was crushed when I was nine years old in a freak gardening accident. Most people just look away; I respect you for giving it to me straight. But again; do you have scientific evidence to prove that people with physical handicaps (especially those horticulturally influenced) are more prone to be ignorant about the dire consequences of posting 50KB pictures on newsgroups, where such things are abhored as an abomination before the Lord? Finally, I have a question about the <yawn> thing. Is it normal to state your personal condition at the commencement of postings in this group? Again apologies if I failed to do that last time; I have made sure of doing so in this posting (These pussies can be so tender don't you think?) I have to apologise for the message by Mr Aitken, infering in advance that you are an anal arse wipe. I am sure that is not true and that your cleaning abilities extend to other body parts and assorted household fittings. The problem is that Gerry, being a decent chap, would write something like: "Dear Hugh You probably didn't realise that you shouldn't post binaries here. I realise that in the greater scheme of things, this doesn't rate as an issue, but please don't do it again. love and kisses Gerry" Totally ineffective I agree; why be polite when you can be a total anal arse wipe? Anyway, I have been to your web site and I see we have something in common, a love of Pink Floyd (but the latest Radiohead album is bollocks don't you think?). You will be pleased to know that I have a copy of Pulse signed personally to me by Nick Mason. I suspect you don't, which brings to mind the old English saying "Nah Nah NAh NAh NAh" (look it up). What we don't seem to have in common is an ability to spell, or to write something that someone who is not heavily under the influence of recreational drugs can understand; although I did relate to the "OK ENOUGH NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE TIRED OF READING ABOUT ME !" So; apologies again Ym. I really screwed up this time. I feel bad. Never mind, I live in Thailand where the beer is cheap and the women are gorgeous; and you don't. There is a great Thai phrase which goes "Mai Pen Rai" which means something like "never mind" and is used frequently when bad things happen. Your car is demolished by an elephant (it happens): Mai pen rai Your cat falls from your 17th floor condo (it happened, hence the kittens): Mai pen rai. Some dick gets upset about fuck all in a newsgroup (surely not): Mai pen rai "Mai pen rai" is usually followed by a big Thai smile and a few beers. The Thais have it sussed; don't get upset about stuff you can do nothing about; relax and enjoy life. Try it. Have a really nice day and whatever you do, don't put your arm in an industrial strength mincing machine. love and kisses Hugh [email hidden]> wrote in message news:DdF77.23098$[email hidden]...

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> >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > > <yawn> > > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally

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> at short and long-term vision. > > > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > >

"Hugh" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9jp88j$562$[email hidden]... > <erect> >< YAWN! > ed_

for sending the last message three times. It was an NNTP problem. Hugh <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9jp8kr$5as$[email hidden]...

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> <erect> > > Hi Ymenard (interesting name, are you from Mars?) > I really have to apologise to everyone in this newsgroup for posting a > picture. A big one too, more than 50KB, gosh. My particular condolences go > to those who have caught cancer, lost a loved one or even died as a result > of this terrible transgression. I am deeply deeply ashamed. The night I > mugged my granny after an overdose of Tizer is of nothing compared to

this. > > The problem Ymenard (or can I call you Ym, I feel we are friends now?) is > that I am English. We are a strange race. To us; ignorance and humour(like > humor; only funnier) take precedence over correctness (or even cancer,loss > of a loved one and the occasional death). My little kitten story wouldhave > been no fun ("fun", it's a word; honestly, look it up) without a pictureof > Mindy (for it is she) draped around my pedals; and it took ages to makethe > little bugger stay still so it seemed a shame not to share it. > > I'm afraid I have to dissolution your much appreciated compliment that Iam > the ultimate knowledge when it comes to the heady topic of NNTP servers.I > do know what a server is, I think (sexy box, flashing lights, loadscables, > out of date as soon as you've bought one?); but NNTP? You got me there.Not

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> Normal, Total Prat? Why would you call a server that; especially one of > those black ones with air cooling vents that do nothing? More of a name I > would use for an anal arse wipe (although "Kleenex" is more common). > > And then there is this thing about my eyes. Actually my vision is crap at > both long and short distance (and I never used to, you know, really I > didn't, I was just scratching myself). But where does the term come in;

and > how does any of this relate to my kittens. > > Clever of you to spot I am a lamer. My left leg was crushed when I wasnine > years old in a freak gardening accident. Most people just look away; I > respect you for giving it to me straight. But again; do you havescientific > evidence to prove that people with physical handicaps (especially those > horticulturally influenced) are more prone to be ignorant about the dire > consequences of posting 50KB pictures on newsgroups, where such thingsare > abhored as an abomination before the Lord? > > Finally, I have a question about the <yawn> thing. Is it normal to state > your personal condition at the commencement of postings in this group?Again > apologies if I failed to do that last time; I have made sure of doing soin > this posting (These pussies can be so tender don't you think?) > > I have to apologise for the message by Mr Aitken, infering in advance that > you are an anal arse wipe. I am sure that is not true and that yourcleaning > abilities extend to other body parts and assorted household fittings. The > problem is that Gerry, being a decent chap, would write something like: > "Dear Hugh > You probably didn't realise that you shouldn't post binaries here. Irealise > that in the greater scheme of things, this doesn't rate as an issue, but > please don't do it again. > love and kisses > Gerry" > Totally ineffective I agree; why be polite when you can be a total analarse > wipe? > > Anyway, I have been to your web site and I see we have something incommon,

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> a love of Pink Floyd (but the latest Radiohead album is bollocks don't you > think?). You will be pleased to know that I have a copy of Pulse signed > personally to me by Nick Mason. I suspect you don't, which brings to mind > the old English saying "Nah Nah NAh NAh NAh" (look it up). What we don't > seem to have in common is an ability to spell, or to write something that > someone who is not heavily under the influence of recreational drugs can > understand; although I did relate to the "OK ENOUGH NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE > TIRED OF READING ABOUT ME !" > > So; apologies again Ym. I really screwed up this time. I feel bad. Never > mind, I live in Thailand where the beer is cheap and the women are

gorgeous; > and you don't. There is a great Thai phrase which goes "Mai Pen Rai" which > means something like "never mind" and is used frequently when bad things > happen. Your car is demolished by an elephant (it happens): Mai pen rai > Your cat falls from your 17th floor condo (it happened, hence thekittens): > Mai pen rai. > Some dick gets upset about fuck all in a newsgroup (surely not): Mai penrai

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> > "Mai pen rai" is usually followed by a big Thai smile and a few beers. > > The Thais have it sussed; don't get upset about stuff you can do nothing > about; relax and enjoy life. Try it. > > Have a really nice day and whatever you do, don't put your arm in an > industrial strength mincing machine. > > love and kisses > Hugh > > > > > > [email hidden]> wrote in message > news:DdF77.23098$[email hidden]... > > >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > > > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > > > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > > > > <yawn> > > > > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and > > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally > acceptable > > at short and long-term vision. > > > > > > > > -- > > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > > -- May the Downforce be with you... > > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > > > > > > > > >

Gerry Good to see your name. memories of happy days in Holland racing GPL on-line every night. Here in Thailand the connections suck, so I am limited to GP3 experiences alone, a form of motorised masturbation. However, Bangkok has it's compensations so I am not complaining! Cheers Hugh Gerry Aitken <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > > Gerry > > Hugh wrote: > > > > See attachment. Squash balls are OK, but I find kittens give a more

natural > > feel. Use duct tape to attach them to the brake pedal to ensure theydon't > > bugger off for some food whilst in the middle of qualifying (no loyalty; > > maybe a small dog would be better?). Apart from the natural feel of the > > pedal; there is the added advantage of sound effects not entirelydissimilar > > to those of squealing tyres when you are under heavy braking. > > I have knocked 2 seconds off my times at Hockenheim in GP3 usingkittens;

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> > although pit stops do now tend to include kitten replacement as well as > > tyres and fuel; they are not very robust. > > Give it a try; what have you got to lose (apart from a few kittens)? > > > > H. > > > > [Image]

Hugh wrote: > > for sending the last message three times. It was an NNTP problem. Good thing it didn't happen with the binary posting! Funny post, though. -- Fester

> <yawn> > > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally acceptable > at short and long-term vision. <yawn> another french person who enjoys being rude. there's a freaking novelty, n'est pas? how about you come down off your high horse and leave both Hugh and the people who enjoyed his post, however 'illegal' it was (and oh, how the servers of the 'net will strain beneith the mighty load that is the picture of his pussycat) alone. the world does not need another self-proclaimed nntp justice jockey poking his sword of ridicule into the ribs of people who are minding their own business. so take your attitute and cattitude and shove a candle up your ass; or i'll send Craig David and his Garage MC posse round to beat the ever-loving crud out of yuz. bo, selecta, big up massif.

Woo Hugh, U need to get off the crank!! U just wrote a book! Doctors have Xanax that will help ur condition!! :o)~ "Hugh" wrote:

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| <erect> | | Hi Ymenard (interesting name, are you from Mars?) | I really have to apologise to everyone in this newsgroup for posting a | picture. A big one too, more than 50KB, gosh. My particular condolences go | to those who have caught cancer, lost a loved one or even died as a result | of this terrible transgression. I am deeply deeply ashamed. The night I | mugged my granny after an overdose of Tizer is of nothing compared to

this. | | The problem Ymenard (or can I call you Ym, I feel we are friends now?) is | that I am English. We are a strange race. To us; ignorance and humour(like | humor; only funnier) take precedence over correctness (or even cancer,loss | of a loved one and the occasional death). My little kitten story wouldhave | been no fun ("fun", it's a word; honestly, look it up) without a pictureof | Mindy (for it is she) draped around my pedals; and it took ages to makethe | little bugger stay still so it seemed a shame not to share it. | | I'm afraid I have to dissolution your much appreciated compliment that Iam | the ultimate knowledge when it comes to the heady topic of NNTP servers.I | do know what a server is, I think (sexy box, flashing lights, loadscables, | out of date as soon as you've bought one?); but NNTP? You got me there.Not

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| Normal, Total Prat? Why would you call a server that; especially one of | those black ones with air cooling vents that do nothing? More of a name I | would use for an anal arse wipe (although "Kleenex" is more common). | | And then there is this thing about my eyes. Actually my vision is crap at | both long and short distance (and I never used to, you know, really I | didn't, I was just scratching myself). But where does the term come in;

and | how does any of this relate to my kittens. | | Clever of you to spot I am a lamer. My left leg was crushed when I wasnine | years old in a freak gardening accident. Most people just look away; I | respect you for giving it to me straight. But again; do you havescientific | evidence to prove that people with physical handicaps (especially those | horticulturally influenced) are more prone to be ignorant about the dire | consequences of posting 50KB pictures on newsgroups, where such thingsare | abhored as an abomination before the Lord? | | Finally, I have a question about the <yawn> thing. Is it normal to state | your personal condition at the commencement of postings in this group?Again | apologies if I failed to do that last time; I have made sure of doing soin | this posting (These pussies can be so tender don't you think?) | | I have to apologise for the message by Mr Aitken, infering in advance that | you are an anal arse wipe. I am sure that is not true and that yourcleaning | abilities extend to other body parts and assorted household fittings. The | problem is that Gerry, being a decent chap, would write something like: | "Dear Hugh | You probably didn't realise that you shouldn't post binaries here. Irealise | that in the greater scheme of things, this doesn't rate as an issue, but | please don't do it again. | love and kisses | Gerry" | Totally ineffective I agree; why be polite when you can be a total analarse | wipe? | | Anyway, I have been to your web site and I see we have something incommon,

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| a love of Pink Floyd (but the latest Radiohead album is bollocks don't you | think?). You will be pleased to know that I have a copy of Pulse signed | personally to me by Nick Mason. I suspect you don't, which brings to mind | the old English saying "Nah Nah NAh NAh NAh" (look it up). What we don't | seem to have in common is an ability to spell, or to write something that | someone who is not heavily under the influence of recreational drugs can | understand; although I did relate to the "OK ENOUGH NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE | TIRED OF READING ABOUT ME !" | | So; apologies again Ym. I really screwed up this time. I feel bad. Never | mind, I live in Thailand where the beer is cheap and the women are

gorgeous; | and you don't. There is a great Thai phrase which goes "Mai Pen Rai" which | means something like "never mind" and is used frequently when bad things | happen. Your car is demolished by an elephant (it happens): Mai pen rai | Your cat falls from your 17th floor condo (it happened, hence thekittens): | Mai pen rai. | Some dick gets upset about fuck all in a newsgroup (surely not): Mai penrai

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| | "Mai pen rai" is usually followed by a big Thai smile and a few beers. | | The Thais have it sussed; don't get upset about stuff you can do nothing | about; relax and enjoy life. Try it. | | Have a really nice day and whatever you do, don't put your arm in an | industrial strength mincing machine. | | love and kisses | Hugh | | | | | | [email hidden]> wrote in message | news:DdF77.23098$[email hidden]... | > >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote | > > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to | > > flame you for posting that picture in here?? | > | > <yawn> | > | > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and | > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally | acceptable | > at short and long-term vision. | > | > | > | > -- | > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> | > -- May the Downforce be with you... | > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ | > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez | > Corporation - helping America into the New World... | > | > | > | |

--- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.265 / Virus Database: 137 - Release Date: 7/18/2001

The most enjoyable part is that the text of the 3 posts (and their reply threads) probably took up more bytes then the original binary! I'm sure some anal person will add the sizes involved in order to refute me but who cares.

Hey enjoy Hugh!! I guess you have strong dope there anywayz..hahahaha "Hugh" wrote: | Thom | But it was analog (not binary), less than 50k, so I am safe! And it wasfun

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| writing it and may give someone a laugh. | I may be accused of being off topic; but if you read it backwards in a | subdued light it is actually a set up for a Lotus at Rouen in GPL! | | Cheers | | Hugh | | P.S. Don't worry, it is getting late in Bangkok and I am off to bed!

--- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.265 / Virus Database: 137 - Release Date: 7/18/2001

Thom But it was analog (not binary), less than 50k, so I am safe! And it was fun writing it and may give someone a laugh. I may be accused of being off topic; but if you read it backwards in a subdued light it is actually a set up for a Lotus at Rouen in GPL! Cheers Hugh P.S. Don't worry, it is getting late in Bangkok and I am off to bed! Thom j. <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:hyW77.30494$[email hidden]...

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> Woo Hugh, U need to get off the crank!! U just wrote a book! > Doctors have Xanax that will help ur condition!! :o)~ > > "Hugh" wrote: > | <erect> > | > | Hi Ymenard (interesting name, are you from Mars?) > | I really have to apologise to everyone in this newsgroup for posting a > | picture. A big one too, more than 50KB, gosh. My particular condolences

go > | to those who have caught cancer, lost a loved one or even died as aresult > | of this terrible transgression. I am deeply deeply ashamed. The night I > | mugged my granny after an overdose of Tizer is of nothing compared to > this. > | > | The problem Ymenard (or can I call you Ym, I feel we are friends now?)is

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> | that I am English. We are a strange race. To us; ignorance and humour > (like > | humor; only funnier) take precedence over correctness (or even cancer, > loss > | of a loved one and the occasional death). My little kitten story would > have > | been no fun ("fun", it's a word; honestly, look it up) without a picture > of > | Mindy (for it is she) draped around my pedals; and it took ages to make > the > | little bugger stay still so it seemed a shame not to share it. > | > | I'm afraid I have to dissolution your much appreciated compliment that I > am > | the ultimate knowledge when it comes to the heady topic of NNTP

servers.

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> I > | do know what a server is, I think (sexy box, flashing lights, loads > cables, > | out of date as soon as you've bought one?); but NNTP? You got me there. > Not > | Normal, Total Prat? Why would you call a server that; especially one of > | those black ones with air cooling vents that do nothing? More of a name

I > | would use for an anal arse wipe (although "Kleenex" is more common). > | > | And then there is this thing about my eyes. Actually my vision is crapat

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> | both long and short distance (and I never used to, you know, really I > | didn't, I was just scratching myself). But where does the term come in; > and > | how does any of this relate to my kittens. > | > | Clever of you to spot I am a lamer. My left leg was crushed when I was > nine > | years old in a freak gardening accident. Most people just look away; I > | respect you for giving it to me straight. But again; do you have > scientific > | evidence to prove that people with physical handicaps (especially those > | horticulturally influenced) are more prone to be ignorant about the dire > | consequences of posting 50KB pictures on newsgroups, where such things > are > | abhored as an abomination before the Lord? > | > | Finally, I have a question about the <yawn> thing. Is it normal to state > | your personal condition at the commencement of postings in this group? > Again > | apologies if I failed to do that last time; I have made sure of doing so > in > | this posting (These pussies can be so tender don't you think?) > | > | I have to apologise for the message by Mr Aitken, infering in advance

that > | you are an anal arse wipe. I am sure that is not true and that your > cleaning > | abilities extend to other body parts and assorted household fittings.The

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> | problem is that Gerry, being a decent chap, would write something like: > | "Dear Hugh > | You probably didn't realise that you shouldn't post binaries here. I > realise > | that in the greater scheme of things, this doesn't rate as an issue, but > | please don't do it again. > | love and kisses > | Gerry" > | Totally ineffective I agree; why be polite when you can be a total anal > arse > | wipe? > | > | Anyway, I have been to your web site and I see we have something in > common, > | a love of Pink Floyd (but the latest Radiohead album is bollocks don't

you > | think?). You will be pleased to know that I have a copy of Pulse signed > | personally to me by Nick Mason. I suspect you don't, which brings tomind > | the old English saying "Nah Nah NAh NAh NAh" (look it up). What we don't > | seem to have in common is an ability to spell, or to write somethingthat

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> | someone who is not heavily under the influence of recreational drugs can > | understand; although I did relate to the "OK ENOUGH NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE > | TIRED OF READING ABOUT ME !" > | > | So; apologies again Ym. I really screwed up this time. I feel bad. Never > | mind, I live in Thailand where the beer is cheap and the women are > gorgeous; > | and you don't. There is a great Thai phrase which goes "Mai Pen Rai"

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> | means something like "never mind" and is used frequently when bad things > | happen. Your car is demolished by an elephant (it happens): Mai pen rai > | Your cat falls from your 17th floor condo (it happened, hence the > kittens): > | Mai pen rai. > | Some dick gets upset about fuck all in a newsgroup (surely not): Mai pen > rai > | > | "Mai pen rai" is usually followed by a big Thai smile and a few beers. > | > | The Thais have it sussed; don't get upset about stuff you can do nothing > | about; relax and enjoy life. Try it. > | > | Have a really nice day and whatever you do, don't put your arm in an > | industrial strength mincing machine. > | > | love and kisses > | Hugh > | > | > | > | > | > | [email hidden]> wrote in message > | news:DdF77.23098$[email hidden]... > | > >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > | > > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > | > > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > | > > | > <yawn> > | > > | > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers

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> | > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally > | acceptable > | > at short and long-term vision. > | > > | > > | > > | > -- > | > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > | > -- May the Downforce be with you... > | > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > | > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > | > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > | > > | > > | > > | > | > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.265 / Virus Database: 137 - Release Date: 7/18/2001 > >

Aiiiii !! Shiro Kuroneko <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > > <yawn> > > > > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and > > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totallyacceptable

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> > at short and long-term vision. > > <yawn> > > another french person who enjoys being rude. there's a freaking > novelty, n'est pas? > > how about you come down off your high horse and leave both Hugh and > the people who enjoyed his post, however 'illegal' it was (and oh, how > the servers of the 'net will strain beneith the mighty load that is > the picture of his pussycat) alone. the world does not need another > self-proclaimed nntp justice jockey poking his sword of ridicule into > the ribs of people who are minding their own business. > > so take your attitute and cattitude and shove a candle up your ass; or > i'll send Craig David and his Garage MC posse round to beat the > ever-loving crud out of yuz. bo, selecta, big up massif.

Every drug known to man so I am told. Only trouble is that they shoot you if they find you with it; or send you to prison, which is even worse! Thom j. <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:3QW77.30511$[email hidden]...

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> Hey enjoy Hugh!! > I guess you have strong dope there anywayz..hahahaha > > "Hugh" wrote: > | Thom > | But it was analog (not binary), less than 50k, so I am safe! And it was > fun > | writing it and may give someone a laugh. > | I may be accused of being off topic; but if you read it backwards in a > | subdued light it is actually a set up for a Lotus at Rouen in GPL! > | > | Cheers > | > | Hugh > | > | P.S. Don't worry, it is getting late in Bangkok and I am off to bed! > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.265 / Virus Database: 137 - Release Date: 7/18/2001 > >

I know someone who does. Hint: starts with "Y" Art McEwen <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9jpcuo$p6e$[email hidden]...

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> The most enjoyable part is that the text of the 3 posts (and their reply > threads) probably took up more bytes then the original binary! I'm sure > some anal person will add the sizes involved in order to refute me but who > cares. > > >

Hi Hugh LOL! And just to piss Frankie (AKA Ymenard) off I've posted it again. This I believe is also against his 'usenet law' <BG>. I think the problem is that non of us were born knowing 'usenet law' except for Frank of course! Cheers Gerry Hugh wrote:

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> > <erect> > > Hi Ymenard (interesting name, are you from Mars?) > I really have to apologise to everyone in this newsgroup for posting a > picture. A big one too, more than 50KB, gosh. My particular condolences go > to those who have caught cancer, lost a loved one or even died as a result > of this terrible transgression. I am deeply deeply ashamed. The night I > mugged my granny after an overdose of Tizer is of nothing compared to this. > > The problem Ymenard (or can I call you Ym, I feel we are friends now?) is > that I am English. We are a strange race. To us; ignorance and humour (like > humor; only funnier) take precedence over correctness (or even cancer, loss > of a loved one and the occasional death). My little kitten story would have > been no fun ("fun", it's a word; honestly, look it up) without a picture of > Mindy (for it is she) draped around my pedals; and it took ages to make the > little bugger stay still so it seemed a shame not to share it. > > I'm afraid I have to dissolution your much appreciated compliment that I am > the ultimate knowledge when it comes to the heady topic of NNTP servers. I > do know what a server is, I think (sexy box, flashing lights, loads cables, > out of date as soon as you've bought one?); but NNTP? You got me there. Not > Normal, Total Prat? Why would you call a server that; especially one of > those black ones with air cooling vents that do nothing? More of a name I > would use for an anal arse wipe (although "Kleenex" is more common). > > And then there is this thing about my eyes. Actually my vision is crap at > both long and short distance (and I never used to, you know, really I > didn't, I was just scratching myself). But where does the term come in; and > how does any of this relate to my kittens. > > Clever of you to spot I am a lamer. My left leg was crushed when I was nine > years old in a freak gardening accident. Most people just look away; I > respect you for giving it to me straight. But again; do you have scientific > evidence to prove that people with physical handicaps (especially those > horticulturally influenced) are more prone to be ignorant about the dire > consequences of posting 50KB pictures on newsgroups, where such things are > abhored as an abomination before the Lord? > > Finally, I have a question about the <yawn> thing. Is it normal to state > your personal condition at the commencement of postings in this group? Again > apologies if I failed to do that last time; I have made sure of doing so in > this posting (These pussies can be so tender don't you think?) > > I have to apologise for the message by Mr Aitken, infering in advance that > you are an anal arse wipe. I am sure that is not true and that your cleaning > abilities extend to other body parts and assorted household fittings. The > problem is that Gerry, being a decent chap, would write something like: > "Dear Hugh > You probably didn't realise that you shouldn't post binaries here. I realise > that in the greater scheme of things, this doesn't rate as an issue, but > please don't do it again. > love and kisses > Gerry" > Totally ineffective I agree; why be polite when you can be a total anal arse > wipe? > > Anyway, I have been to your web site and I see we have something in common, > a love of Pink Floyd (but the latest Radiohead album is bollocks don't you > think?). You will be pleased to know that I have a copy of Pulse signed > personally to me by Nick Mason. I suspect you don't, which brings to mind > the old English saying "Nah Nah NAh NAh NAh" (look it up). What we don't > seem to have in common is an ability to spell, or to write something that > someone who is not heavily under the influence of recreational drugs can > understand; although I did relate to the "OK ENOUGH NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE > TIRED OF READING ABOUT ME !" > > So; apologies again Ym. I really screwed up this time. I feel bad. Never > mind, I live in Thailand where the beer is cheap and the women are gorgeous; > and you don't. There is a great Thai phrase which goes "Mai Pen Rai" which > means something like "never mind" and is used frequently when bad things > happen. Your car is demolished by an elephant (it happens): Mai pen rai > Your cat falls from your 17th floor condo (it happened, hence the kittens): > Mai pen rai. > Some dick gets upset about fuck all in a newsgroup (surely not): Mai pen rai > > "Mai pen rai" is usually followed by a big Thai smile and a few beers. > > The Thais have it sussed; don't get upset about stuff you can do nothing > about; relax and enjoy life. Try it. > > Have a really nice day and whatever you do, don't put your arm in an > industrial strength mincing machine. > > love and kisses > Hugh > > [email hidden]> wrote in message > news:DdF77.23098$[email hidden]... > > >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > > > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > > > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > > > > <yawn> > > > > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and > > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally > acceptable > > at short and long-term vision. > > > > > > > > -- > > -- François Ménard <ymenard> > > -- May the Downforce be with you... > > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > > > > >

Hugh wrote: > > Gerry > Good to see your name. memories of happy days in Holland racing GPL on-line > every night. Here in Thailand the connections suck, so I am limited to GP3 > experiences alone, a form of motorised masturbation. However, Bangkok has > it's compensations so I am not complaining! Hugh I wondered if it might be you when you mention Thailand. I'm glad to here you're enjoying life there. Best Gerry

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> > <erect> > > Hi Ymenard (interesting name, are you from Mars?) > I really have to apologise to everyone in this newsgroup for posting a > picture. A big one too, more than 50KB, gosh. My particular condolences go > to those who have caught cancer, lost a loved one or even died as a result > of this terrible transgression. I am deeply deeply ashamed. The night I > mugged my granny after an overdose of Tizer is of nothing compared to this. > > The problem Ymenard (or can I call you Ym, I feel we are friends now?) is > that I am English. We are a strange race. To us; ignorance and humour (like > humor; only funnier) take precedence over correctness (or even cancer, loss > of a loved one and the occasional death). My little kitten story would have > been no fun ("fun", it's a word; honestly, look it up) without a picture of > Mindy (for it is she) draped around my pedals; and it took ages to make the > little bugger stay still so it seemed a shame not to share it. > > I'm afraid I have to dissolution your much appreciated compliment that I am > the ultimate knowledge when it comes to the heady topic of NNTP servers. I > do know what a server is, I think (sexy box, flashing lights, loads cables, > out of date as soon as you've bought one?); but NNTP? You got me there. Not > Normal, Total Prat? Why would you call a server that; especially one of > those black ones with air cooling vents that do nothing? More of a name I > would use for an anal arse wipe (although "Kleenex" is more common). > > And then there is this thing about my eyes. Actually my vision is crap at > both long and short distance (and I never used to, you know, really I > didn't, I was just scratching myself). But where does the term come in; and > how does any of this relate to my kittens. > > Clever of you to spot I am a lamer. My left leg was crushed when I was nine > years old in a freak gardening accident. Most people just look away; I > respect you for giving it to me straight. But again; do you have scientific > evidence to prove that people with physical handicaps (especially those > horticulturally influenced) are more prone to be ignorant about the dire > consequences of posting 50KB pictures on newsgroups, where such things are > abhored as an abomination before the Lord? > > Finally, I have a question about the <yawn> thing. Is it normal to state > your personal condition at the commencement of postings in this group? Again > apologies if I failed to do that last time; I have made sure of doing so in > this posting (These pussies can be so tender don't you think?) > > I have to apologise for the message by Mr Aitken, infering in advance that > you are an anal arse wipe. I am sure that is not true and that your cleaning > abilities extend to other body parts and assorted household fittings. The > problem is that Gerry, being a decent chap, would write something like: > "Dear Hugh > You probably didn't realise that you shouldn't post binaries here. I realise > that in the greater scheme of things, this doesn't rate as an issue, but > please don't do it again. > love and kisses > Gerry" > Totally ineffective I agree; why be polite when you can be a total anal arse > wipe? > > Anyway, I have been to your web site and I see we have something in common, > a love of Pink Floyd (but the latest Radiohead album is bollocks don't you > think?). You will be pleased to know that I have a copy of Pulse signed > personally to me by Nick Mason. I suspect you don't, which brings to mind > the old English saying "Nah Nah NAh NAh NAh" (look it up). What we don't > seem to have in common is an ability to spell, or to write something that > someone who is not heavily under the influence of recreational drugs can > understand; although I did relate to the "OK ENOUGH NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE > TIRED OF READING ABOUT ME !" > > So; apologies again Ym. I really screwed up this time. I feel bad. Never > mind, I live in Thailand where the beer is cheap and the women are gorgeous; > and you don't. There is a great Thai phrase which goes "Mai Pen Rai" which > means something like "never mind" and is used frequently when bad things > happen. Your car is demolished by an elephant (it happens): Mai pen rai > Your cat falls from your 17th floor condo (it happened, hence the kittens): > Mai pen rai. > Some dick gets upset about fuck all in a newsgroup (surely not): Mai pen rai > > "Mai pen rai" is usually followed by a big Thai smile and a few beers. > > The Thais have it sussed; don't get upset about stuff you can do nothing > about; relax and enjoy life. Try it. > > Have a really nice day and whatever you do, don't put your arm in an > industrial strength mincing machine. > > love and kisses > Hugh > > [email hidden]> wrote in message > news:DdF77.23098$[email hidden]... > > >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > > > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > > > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > > > > <yawn> > > > > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and > > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally > acceptable > > at short and long-term vision. > > > > > > > > -- > > -- François Ménard <ymenard> > > -- May the Downforce be with you... > > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > > > > >

LOL... that garage MC posse better be mighty impressive, 'cos I'm sure that bean stalk wouldn't scare many people in simulated paddocks the world over. <g> Jan. =--- "Pay attention when I'm talking to you boy!" -Foghorn Leghorn. "Shiro Kuroneko" wrote... > > <snip> > or i'll send Craig David and his Garage MC posse > round to beat the ever-loving crud out of yuz. bo, > selecta, big up massif.

Just wait til Jacob's NG goes down! There are many new friends to make here, and plenty of new artwork that will need to be done!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! "Scott B. Husted" wrote:

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> I've never spent time in a law library investigating, but I'm fairly sure > there is no American or International "Usenet law" on posting binaries. > <VBG> > > Only etiquette ;) > > -- > Scott B. Husted > PA-Scott > ICQ#4395450 > > ymenard <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:z7H77.23755$[email hidden]... > > I don't know of any staten usenet law that says you always need to be > gentle > > with the people who do such things. > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > > -- May the Downforce be with you... > > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > > > > >

-- Ric Seyler Online Racing: RicSeyler GPL Handicap 7.01 [email hidden] http://www.pcola.gulf.net/~ricseyler -------------------------------------- "Homer no function beer well without." - H.J. Simpson Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com

HAHAHA!!!! That's a GREAT one! The story really made it work!! Hugh wrote:

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> See attachment. Squash balls are OK, but I find kittens give a more natural > feel. Use duct tape to attach them to the brake pedal to ensure they don't > bugger off for some food whilst in the middle of qualifying (no loyalty; > maybe a small dog would be better?). Apart from the natural feel of the > pedal; there is the added advantage of sound effects not entirely dissimilar > to those of squealing tyres when you are under heavy braking. > I have knocked 2 seconds off my times at Hockenheim in GP3 using kittens; > although pit stops do now tend to include kitten replacement as well as > tyres and fuel; they are not very robust. > Give it a try; what have you got to lose (apart from a few kittens)? > > H. >

-- Ric Seyler Online Racing: RicSeyler GPL Handicap 7.01 [email hidden] http://www.pcola.gulf.net/~ricseyler -------------------------------------- "Homer no function beer well without." - H.J. Simpson Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com

No one is born knowing the English (or any other) language either, yet you seem to have managed to learn to use it to express yourself quite adequately. Did you mock the person(s) who corrected you during that learning process as well? Jan. =--- "Gerry Aitken" wrote...

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> Hi Hugh > > LOL! And just to piss Frankie (AKA Ymenard) off I've > posted it again. This I believe is also against his > 'usenet law' <BG>. I think the problem is that non of > us were born knowing 'usenet law' except for Frank of > course! > > Cheers > > Gerry

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Hey, my news server didn't carry the original, can you re-post? :-) -- Tony Whitley GPLRank -0.54 MonsterRank 428 and falling... "On some laps I'd get as many as fifteen corners really right, but Moss, he gets them all right on every lap" - Von Trips after the 1961 German Grand Prix.

Jan Verschueren wrote: > > No one is born knowing the English (or any other) language either, yet you > seem to have managed to learn to use it to express yourself quite > adequately. Did you mock the person(s) who corrected you during that > learning process as well? No I didn't, but then I wasn't taught by a condescending anal arse wipe of a teacher. But rest assured, if I had been, I would have :). Gerry

OMG! LOLOL If the crew from Jacobs comes over here... all hell is going to break loose and poor Frank is going to have a nervous breakdown with the breaking of etiquette!! -- Scott B. Husted PA-Scott ICQ#4395450 Ric Seyler <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Just wait til Jacob's NG goes down! > There are many new friends to make here, > and plenty of new artwork that will > need to be done!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! > > "Scott B. Husted" wrote: > > > I've never spent time in a law library investigating, but I'm fairly sure > > there is no American or International "Usenet law" on posting binaries. > > <VBG> > > > > Only etiquette ;) > > > > -- > > Scott B. Husted > > PA-Scott > > ICQ#4395450 > > > > ymenard <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:z7H77.23755$[email hidden]... > > > I don't know of any staten usenet law that says you always need to be > > gentle > > > with the people who do such things. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > > > -- May the Downforce be with you... > > > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > > > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > > > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > > > > > > > > > > -- > Ric Seyler > Online Racing: RicSeyler > GPL Handicap 7.01 > [email hidden] > http://www.pcola.gulf.net/~ricseyler > -------------------------------------- > "Homer no function beer well without." > - H.J. Simpson > > > > Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services > ---------------------------------------------------------- > ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** > ---------------------------------------------------------- > http://www.usenet.com

In article <9jp88j$562$[email hidden]>, Hugh <[email hidden]> writes ><erect> Both original & apology... brilliant Racing is life......anything before or after is just waiting Michael Delaney (Steve McQueen) Le Mans 1970 -- Lee Ward E-mail: [email hidden] GPLFD TEAM CHAD - You can count on us. EUROF2 LADS RACING - Old enough to know better.

Should we tell everybody that Francois is really one of us? ;-) "Scott B. Husted" wrote:

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> OMG! LOLOL If the crew from Jacobs comes over here... all hell is going > to break loose and poor Frank is going to have a nervous breakdown with the > breaking of etiquette!! > > -- > Scott B. Husted > PA-Scott > ICQ#4395450 > > Ric Seyler <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > Just wait til Jacob's NG goes down! > > There are many new friends to make here, > > and plenty of new artwork that will > > need to be done!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! > > > > "Scott B. Husted" wrote: > > > > > I've never spent time in a law library investigating, but I'm fairly > sure > > > there is no American or International "Usenet law" on posting binaries. > > > <VBG> > > > > > > Only etiquette ;) > > > > > > -- > > > Scott B. Husted > > > PA-Scott > > > ICQ#4395450 > > > > > > ymenard <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > > news:z7H77.23755$[email hidden]... > > > > I don't know of any staten usenet law that says you always need to be > > > gentle > > > > with the people who do such things. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > > > > -- May the Downforce be with you... > > > > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > > > > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > > > > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > Ric Seyler > > Online Racing: RicSeyler > > GPL Handicap 7.01 > > [email hidden] > > http://www.pcola.gulf.net/~ricseyler > > -------------------------------------- > > "Homer no function beer well without." > > - H.J. Simpson > > > > > > > > Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > http://www.usenet.com

-- Ric Seyler Online Racing: RicSeyler GPL Handicap 7.01 [email hidden] http://www.pcola.gulf.net/~ricseyler -------------------------------------- "Homer no function beer well without." - H.J. Simpson Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com

Speak for yourself! I am, was not, nor will ever be "one of us" with Frank! LOLOLOL ;) -- Scott B. Husted PA-Scott ICQ#4395450 Ric Seyler <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Should we tell everybody that Francois is really one of us? ;-) > > > > "Scott B. Husted" wrote: > > > OMG! LOLOL If the crew from Jacobs comes over here... all hell is going > > to break loose and poor Frank is going to have a nervous breakdown with the > > breaking of etiquette!! > > > > -- > > Scott B. Husted > > PA-Scott > > ICQ#4395450 > > > > Ric Seyler <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:[email hidden]... > > > Just wait til Jacob's NG goes down! > > > There are many new friends to make here, > > > and plenty of new artwork that will > > > need to be done!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! > > > > > > "Scott B. Husted" wrote: > > > > > > > I've never spent time in a law library investigating, but I'm fairly > > sure > > > > there is no American or International "Usenet law" on posting binaries. > > > > <VBG> > > > > > > > > Only etiquette ;) > > > > > > > > -- > > > > Scott B. Husted > > > > PA-Scott > > > > ICQ#4395450 > > > > > > > > ymenard <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > > > news:z7H77.23755$[email hidden]... > > > > > I don't know of any staten usenet law that says you always need to be > > > > gentle > > > > > with the people who do such things. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > > > > > -- May the Downforce be with you... > > > > > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > > > > > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > > > > > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > Ric Seyler > > > Online Racing: RicSeyler > > > GPL Handicap 7.01 > > > [email hidden] > > > http://www.pcola.gulf.net/~ricseyler > > > -------------------------------------- > > > "Homer no function beer well without." > > > - H.J. Simpson > > > > > > > > > > > > Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services > > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > > ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** > > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > > http://www.usenet.com > > -- > Ric Seyler > Online Racing: RicSeyler > GPL Handicap 7.01 > [email hidden] > http://www.pcola.gulf.net/~ricseyler > -------------------------------------- > "Homer no function beer well without." > - H.J. Simpson > > > > Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services > ---------------------------------------------------------- > ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** > ---------------------------------------------------------- > http://www.usenet.com

>"Edward_C" <[email hidden]> wrote > ..Just following your lead Francis, after all you have done it all before > anyone else, seen it all and invented it all ;-) Hehe no problem with that ;-) <G> -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

>"Scott B. Husted" <[email hidden]> wrote > Speak for yourself! I am, was not, nor will ever be "one of us" withFrank! > LOLOLOL ;) Yeah LOL you ain't anymore with us @ Jacob you traitor ;-) -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

>"Hugh" <[email hidden]> wrote Hey I never really replied to you anyway, just had fun with others who pointed me even before I said a word in this thread. Next time, just point the picture to an URL, that's all :) -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

>"Hugh" <[email hidden]> wrote > Hi Ymenard (interesting name, are you from Mars?) Qu�bec, Mars... same thing ;) > The problem Ymenard (or can I call you Ym, I feel we are friends now?) Frank or Fran�ois. > Clever of you to spot I am a lamer. I did not say that. > Finally, I have a question about the <yawn> thing. Is it normal to state > your personal condition at the commencement of postings in this group? I'll write whatever I want, it's up to you to read it how you want (mostly ironic knowing my old time situation)! > I have to apologise for the message by Mr Aitken, infering in advance that > you are an anal arse wipe. I am sure that is not true and that yourcleaning > abilities extend to other body parts and assorted household fittings. The > problem is that Gerry, being a decent chap, would write something like: > "Dear Hugh > You probably didn't realise that you shouldn't post binaries here. Irealise > that in the greater scheme of things, this doesn't rate as an issue, but > please don't do it again. > love and kisses > Gerry" > Totally ineffective I agree; why be polite when you can be a total analarse > wipe? What's the fun :-) Just a bunch of 0's and 1's anyway... Just keep it the way the founding fathers of the Usenet wanted it to be. > Anyway, I have been to your web site and I see we have something incommon, > a love of Pink Floyd (but the latest Radiohead album is bollocks don't you > think?). < Ahhhh it's great! Just.. hmmm different. More so of a collection of great singles, I'll say. > You will be pleased to know that I have a copy of Pulse signed > personally to me by Nick Mason. I envy you (I only have a limited print of Amused to Death by Roger Waters as my prime item of my collection). >"OK ENOUGH NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE > TIRED OF READING ABOUT ME !" LOL ;-) > So; apologies again Ym. I really screwed up this time. I feel bad. Never > mind, I live in Thailand where the beer is cheap and the women aregorgeous; > and you don't. Hmmm, you would be surprised up here in Montr�al. Best beer and best women in North America (well perhaps some would say Miami for the women... ) Fun post. -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

>"Art McEwen" <[email hidden]> wrote > The most enjoyable part is that the text of the 3 posts (and their reply > threads) probably took up more bytes then the original binary! I'm sure > some anal person will add the sizes involved in order to refute me but who > cares. Server monitors will only take action with pure binaries, not simple text. The more binary files posted on non-binary NG, the less time the messages will be kept on their servers. -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

>"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote >LOL! And just to piss Frankie (AKA Ymenard) off I've posted it again. >This I believe is also against his 'usenet law' <BG>. I think the >problem is that non of us were born knowing 'usenet law' except for >Frank of course! And you top-posted ;-) -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

>"Hugh" <[email hidden]> wrote > for sending the last message three times. It was an NNTP problem. Of course, that's a lie. I feel sorry you need to give in to such sin only to bring a point. I pity you. (checking out the message source it's all independant messages) -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

>"Shiro Kuroneko" <[email hidden]> wrote > how about you come down off your high horse and leave both Hugh and > the people who enjoyed his post, however 'illegal' it was Yep, the selfishness of a few for you is more important then the needs of all. -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

It's nice to know I'm "missed". LOL -- Scott B. Husted ICQ# 4395450 http://www.Husted.cc "ymenard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:A1%77.33393$[email hidden]... > >"Scott B. Husted" <[email hidden]> wrote > > Speak for yourself! I am, was not, nor will ever be "one of us" with > Frank! > > LOLOLOL ;) > > Yeah LOL you ain't anymore with us @ Jacob you traitor ;-) > > > > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > >

Don't think I did Jan. Haven't mocked anyone for their English in the non-English speaking countries I have lived in continuously since 1984 either. I have the deepest respect for anyone who can manage more than one language; and English is particularly difficult to learn. I can survive a holiday in French and say hello and goodbye in Thai (same words, convenient), and that's it. Tried to learn Dutch but could not get my mouth around the words. Jerrys response to your post said it all; no offense intended to anyone else. Jan Verschueren <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> No one is born knowing the English (or any other) language either, yet you > seem to have managed to learn to use it to express yourself quite > adequately. Did you mock the person(s) who corrected you during that > learning process as well? > > Jan. > =--- > "Gerry Aitken" wrote... > > Hi Hugh > > > > LOL! And just to piss Frankie (AKA Ymenard) off I've > > posted it again. This I believe is also against his > > 'usenet law' <BG>. I think the problem is that non of > > us were born knowing 'usenet law' except for Frank of > > course! > > > > Cheers > > > > Gerry > <snip> > >

Your right, it's a lie. Actually I don't know what the problem was (and I still have no idea what NNTP means). I tried to send the message I started getting messages that I had a corrupted file. Ran scandisk like it told me to and then sent again; by which time I had generated three messages. But I do deserve pity; could you send money? ymenard <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8b%77.33401$[email hidden]... > >"Hugh" <[email hidden]> wrote > > for sending the last message three times. It was an NNTP problem. > > > Of course, that's a lie. I feel sorry you need to give in to such sinonly

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> to bring a point. I pity you. > > > (checking out the message source it's all independant messages) > > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > > >

You naughty boy!! ed_ (Oops!) "Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... Test Hugh wrote:

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> > <erect> > > Hi Ymenard (interesting name, are you from Mars?) > I really have to apologise to everyone in this newsgroup for posting a > picture. A big one too, more than 50KB, gosh. My particular condolences go > to those who have caught cancer, lost a loved one or even died as a result > of this terrible transgression. I am deeply deeply ashamed. The night I > mugged my granny after an overdose of Tizer is of nothing compared to

this. > > The problem Ymenard (or can I call you Ym, I feel we are friends now?) is > that I am English. We are a strange race. To us; ignorance and humour(like > humor; only funnier) take precedence over correctness (or even cancer,loss > of a loved one and the occasional death). My little kitten story wouldhave > been no fun ("fun", it's a word; honestly, look it up) without a pictureof > Mindy (for it is she) draped around my pedals; and it took ages to makethe > little bugger stay still so it seemed a shame not to share it. > > I'm afraid I have to dissolution your much appreciated compliment that Iam > the ultimate knowledge when it comes to the heady topic of NNTP servers.I > do know what a server is, I think (sexy box, flashing lights, loadscables, > out of date as soon as you've bought one?); but NNTP? You got me there.Not

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> Normal, Total Prat? Why would you call a server that; especially one of > those black ones with air cooling vents that do nothing? More of a name I > would use for an anal arse wipe (although "Kleenex" is more common). > > And then there is this thing about my eyes. Actually my vision is crap at > both long and short distance (and I never used to, you know, really I > didn't, I was just scratching myself). But where does the term come in;

and > how does any of this relate to my kittens. > > Clever of you to spot I am a lamer. My left leg was crushed when I wasnine > years old in a freak gardening accident. Most people just look away; I > respect you for giving it to me straight. But again; do you havescientific > evidence to prove that people with physical handicaps (especially those > horticulturally influenced) are more prone to be ignorant about the dire > consequences of posting 50KB pictures on newsgroups, where such thingsare > abhored as an abomination before the Lord? > > Finally, I have a question about the <yawn> thing. Is it normal to state > your personal condition at the commencement of postings in this group?Again > apologies if I failed to do that last time; I have made sure of doing soin > this posting (These pussies can be so tender don't you think?) > > I have to apologise for the message by Mr Aitken, infering in advance that > you are an anal arse wipe. I am sure that is not true and that yourcleaning > abilities extend to other body parts and assorted household fittings. The > problem is that Gerry, being a decent chap, would write something like: > "Dear Hugh > You probably didn't realise that you shouldn't post binaries here. Irealise > that in the greater scheme of things, this doesn't rate as an issue, but > please don't do it again. > love and kisses > Gerry" > Totally ineffective I agree; why be polite when you can be a total analarse > wipe? > > Anyway, I have been to your web site and I see we have something incommon,

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> a love of Pink Floyd (but the latest Radiohead album is bollocks don't you > think?). You will be pleased to know that I have a copy of Pulse signed > personally to me by Nick Mason. I suspect you don't, which brings to mind > the old English saying "Nah Nah NAh NAh NAh" (look it up). What we don't > seem to have in common is an ability to spell, or to write something that > someone who is not heavily under the influence of recreational drugs can > understand; although I did relate to the "OK ENOUGH NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE > TIRED OF READING ABOUT ME !" > > So; apologies again Ym. I really screwed up this time. I feel bad. Never > mind, I live in Thailand where the beer is cheap and the women are

gorgeous; > and you don't. There is a great Thai phrase which goes "Mai Pen Rai" which > means something like "never mind" and is used frequently when bad things > happen. Your car is demolished by an elephant (it happens): Mai pen rai > Your cat falls from your 17th floor condo (it happened, hence thekittens): > Mai pen rai. > Some dick gets upset about fuck all in a newsgroup (surely not): Mai penrai

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> > "Mai pen rai" is usually followed by a big Thai smile and a few beers. > > The Thais have it sussed; don't get upset about stuff you can do nothing > about; relax and enjoy life. Try it. > > Have a really nice day and whatever you do, don't put your arm in an > industrial strength mincing machine. > > love and kisses > Hugh > > [email hidden]> wrote in message > news:DdF77.23098$[email hidden]... > > >"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote > > > LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to > > > flame you for posting that picture in here?? > > > > <yawn> > > > > Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and > > thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally > acceptable > > at short and long-term vision. > > > > > > > > -- > > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > > -- May the Downforce be with you... > > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > > > > >

Heres one better, if your ISP actually abided by the Usenet rules and didn't allow binaries to be posted in non-binaries groups you wouldn't have to worry about the pic,, ahahaha, Suucccccccckkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaas On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 15:35:34 -0400, "ymenard" <[email hidden]> wrote:

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>>"Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote >> LOL Hugh!!! But you do realize that some anal _arse_wipe is going to >> flame you for posting that picture in here?? > ><yawn> > >Another lamer who thinks he's the ultimate knowledge in NNTP servers and >thinks that posting binaries in a non-binary newsgroup is totally acceptable >at short and long-term vision. > > > >-- >-- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> >-- May the Downforce be with you... >-- http://www.ymenard.com/ >-- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez >Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > >

"Hugh" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9jp88j$562$[email hidden]... > Hi Ymenard (interesting name, are you from Mars?) > Clever of you to spot I am a lamer. My left leg was crushed when Iwas nine > years old in a freak gardening accident. Most people just look away;I > respect you for giving it to me straight. But again; do you havescientific > evidence to prove that people with physical handicaps (especiallythose > horticulturally influenced) are more prone to be ignorant about thedire > consequences of posting 50KB pictures on newsgroups, where suchthings are > abhored as an abomination before the Lord? That was just mean. No joke - YMenard *is* a "lamer" himself - he does a problem with his leg. I'm sure he's adapted to it and lives life to the fullest none-the-less. And the state of his limbs has no bearing on posting binaries. Apologize to YMenard for this "low blow" -- YOU were ignorant of his affliction in your vain attempt at humour. Now you look even MORE OF AN ASSHOLE. I honestly could care less about images posted to a newsgroup that is non-binary (it's not going to kill me!!) - HOWEVER, there is USENET protocol -- and good reason for it -- large(r) files will "bump" other posts from individual server's retention span. Hugh, your post was humorous - but for future reference, pls upload it to a page somewhere, or a free photo-hosting site, and just include the URL along with your text message to the group. No problem = acceptance.. ; Problem= Asshole In_the_know

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>On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 21:54:23 GMT, "Rob Adams" ><[email hidden]> wrote: > >>You're probably gonna ge flamed for posting this attachment in this >>(non-binary) group but this made me laugh harder than anything I've seen in >>a LONG LONG time. My cat *loves* to wander in and out of my feet while I'm >>playing, usually right when I really need to concentrate. In a 30 lap GPL >>race at LeMans a few weeks ago she decided that was no fun so she decided to >>stand between me and my monitor right as I was braking at the end of >>Mulsanne Straight. Needless to say I ended up in the sand banks. >

Yeah, Rob - and you STILL ended up in front of me... <g> Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +16.36...Monster +366.59... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

I absolutely bloody love this thread!! We used to wait till teach turned to face the blackboard and then see who could hit the board closest to his head!! Thankfully I never was a teacher myself :-) . jv "Gerry Aitken" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > > > Jan Verschueren wrote: > > > > No one is born knowing the English (or any other) language either, yetyou

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> > seem to have managed to learn to use it to express yourself quite > > adequately. Did you mock the person(s) who corrected you during that > > learning process as well? > > No I didn't, but then I wasn't taught by a condescending anal arse wipe > of a teacher. But rest assured, if I had been, I would have :). > > Gerry