Re: GPL - Better than Sex!

"Maxx" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> > Not my statement but in case you missed it, it was posted earlier by > Moon-Watcher in response to "Advise Needed" thread. > > I quote > "Grand Prix Legends (not a modern F1 simulator - it's actually based > on the cars, tracks and teams from 1967, and is so indisputably > perfect, that most of us will still be playing it when we're > grandparents). The absolute e-ching of all racing simulators.

Speaking as a two time loser in the marriage department, I think I'll stick with GPL<g>. My Lotus: Never has a headache, Never asks me if she looks fat, Doesn't care what I'm "thinking about?", Never wants to go shopping, Never tries to get her way by crying, Doesn't need 24 pairs of shoes, Can't fake it, Never brings up past driving errors and She doesn't mind when I look at other cars. -- don New GPL Programs for the Converted Tracks: http://www.ianparker1.plus.com/gpl/bapom/ You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

"Andre Warringa" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:14:30 GMT, Maxx <[email hidden]> > wrote: > > >You're in for no easy ride with it, however, as it demands decades > >of practice before you'll be truly confident in it, but the feeling of > >joy you will receive is better than sex...)" > > I can only agree actually... or does this mean that I should get > another girlfriend? > > Andre

I think it means that your girlfriend should get another boyfriend.... :-) Ian Ian Riches Bedford, UK

Not my statement but in case you missed it, it was posted earlier by Moon-Watcher in response to "Advise Needed" thread. I quote "Grand Prix Legends (not a modern F1 simulator - it's actually based on the cars, tracks and teams from 1967, and is so indisputably perfect, that most of us will still be playing it when we're grandparents). The absolute e-ching of all racing simulators. You're in for no easy ride with it, however, as it demands decades of practice before you'll be truly confident in it, but the feeling of joy you will receive is better than sex...)"

On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:14:30 GMT, Maxx <[email hidden]> wrote: >You're in for no easy ride with it, however, as it demands decades >of practice before you'll be truly confident in it, but the feeling of >joy you will receive is better than sex...)" I can only agree actually... or does this mean that I should get another girlfriend? Andre

Andre Warringa wrote:

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> > On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:14:30 GMT, Maxx <[email hidden]> > wrote: > > >You're in for no easy ride with it, however, as it demands decades > >of practice before you'll be truly confident in it, but the feeling of > >joy you will receive is better than sex...)" > > I can only agree actually... or does this mean that I should get > another girlfriend? > > Andre

I have no idea what force feedback setups you guys have, but no computer activity can measure up to great sex. And do keep in mind, sex is good only if it's done the bad way :). -Gregor

I know of more than a few times when my wife promised I'd get lucky if I came to bed right away... "Just a couple more laps hon..." By the time I'd get up to the bedroom she'd be asleep. "Oh well, looks like a few more laps at Mexico!" Warlock! Maxx wrote:

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> Not my statement but in case you missed it, it was posted earlier by > Moon-Watcher in response to "Advise Needed" thread. > > I quote > "Grand Prix Legends (not a modern F1 simulator - it's actually based > on the cars, tracks and teams from 1967, and is so indisputably > perfect, that most of us will still be playing it when we're > grandparents). The absolute e-ching of all racing simulators. > > You're in for no easy ride with it, however, as it demands decades > of practice before you'll be truly confident in it, but the feeling of > joy you will receive is better than sex...)"

Did he just say "slippery orifice"? :-O On Mon, 9 Oct 2000 22:32:38 +1000, "Incubus" <[email hidden]> wrote:

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>Even on a slippery surface, sex has more mechanical grip than gpl. > > >Ian Riches <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:8rsa0j$ip5qt$[email hidden]... >> "Andre Warringa" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >> news:[email hidden]... >> > On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:14:30 GMT, Maxx <[email hidden]> >> > wrote: >> > >> > >You're in for no easy ride with it, however, as it demands decades >> > >of practice before you'll be truly confident in it, but the feeling of >> > >joy you will receive is better than sex...)" >> > >> > I can only agree actually... or does this mean that I should get >> > another girlfriend? >> > >> > Andre >> >> I think it means that your girlfriend should get another boyfriend.... >> >> :-) >> >> Ian >> >> Ian Riches >> Bedford, UK >> >> >

On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:14:30 GMT, Maxx <[email hidden]> wrote: >Not my statement but in case you missed it, it was posted earlier by >Moon-Watcher in response to "Advise Needed" thread. I stand by my statement that GPL is better than sex, because it is. Winning my first race against the AI was almost orgasmic. GPL also looks and feels better than any woman. :-) GPL is perfect, in all aspects. Women are not.

I remember reading sometime ago about Sterling Moss making comparisons between the Cooper and Lotus (from the early 60's)in regards to different kinds of women that went something like this: "The Cooper is a fun party girl type, easy on the eyes and is always up for a good time....the Lotus is more the elegant beauty that demands respect....definately not a first date type of girl..." I'm paraphrasing but it was similar to that... Thomas Moon-Watcher wrote:

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> > On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:14:30 GMT, Maxx <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >Not my statement but in case you missed it, it was posted earlier by > >Moon-Watcher in response to "Advise Needed" thread. > > I stand by my statement that GPL is better than sex, because it is. > > Winning my first race against the AI was almost orgasmic. > > GPL also looks and feels better than any woman. :-) > > GPL is perfect, in all aspects. Women are not.

"don hodgdon" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > Speaking as a two time loser in the marriage department, I think I'll stick > with GPL<g>. > > My Lotus: > > Never has a headache, But can GIVE one in a hurry > Never asks me if she looks fat, But you always think about a bigger monitor >Doesn't care what I'm "thinking about?", Wanna bet? Let you mind wander and see what GPL does! > Never wants to go shopping, Oh thats why you didn't get a new cpu, vidcard, memory, wheel etc > Never tries to get her way by crying, I thought the Ferrari 'screams" pretty loudly > Doesn't need 24 pairs of shoes, One good thing about hard treaded tires > Can't fake it, That would be MGPRS' department > Never brings up past driving errors REEE-PLAY! > and > She doesn't mind when I look at other cars. See above about wandering minds.... > > -- > dondave henrie

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> > New GPL Programs for the Converted Tracks: > http://www.ianparker1.plus.com/gpl/bapom/ > > You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be > misquoted, then used against you. > > > > > >

Even on a slippery surface, sex has more mechanical grip than gpl. Ian Riches <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8rsa0j$ip5qt$[email hidden]...

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> "Andre Warringa" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:14:30 GMT, Maxx <[email hidden]> > > wrote: > > > > >You're in for no easy ride with it, however, as it demands decades > > >of practice before you'll be truly confident in it, but the feeling of > > >joy you will receive is better than sex...)" > > > > I can only agree actually... or does this mean that I should get > > another girlfriend? > > > > Andre > > I think it means that your girlfriend should get another boyfriend.... > > :-) > > Ian > > Ian Riches > Bedford, UK > >

Moon-Watcher <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... <snipped> > GPL also looks and feels better than any woman. :-) > > GPL is perfect, in all aspects. Women are not. Hehe, and GPL never says no! -- -Ace- (GPLRank -6.74)

In article <aHJE5.29017$[email hidden]>, "Ace" <[email hidden]> writes:

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>Moon-Watcher <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:[email hidden]... ><snipped> >> GPL also looks and feels better than any woman. :-) >> >> GPL is perfect, in all aspects. Women are not. > >Hehe, and GPL never says no!

Well, it does to *me* when I try to move too fast...<g> Eldred -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPL hcp. +49.67 Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

In article <[email hidden]>, Matt Lanzer <[email hidden]> writes: >I know of more than a few times when my wife promised I'd get lucky if I >came to bed right away... "Just a couple more laps hon..." >By the time I'd get up to the bedroom she'd be asleep. >"Oh well, looks like a few more laps at Mexico!" > I certainly *hope* you're joking...<g> Eldred -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPL hcp. +49.67 Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

In article <8rsa0j$ip5qt$[email hidden]>, "Ian Riches" <[email hidden]> writes:

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>"Andre Warringa" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:[email hidden]... >> On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:14:30 GMT, Maxx <[email hidden]> >> wrote: >> >> >You're in for no easy ride with it, however, as it demands decades >> >of practice before you'll be truly confident in it, but the feeling of >> >joy you will receive is better than sex...)" >> >> I can only agree actually... or does this mean that I should get >> another girlfriend? >> >> Andre > >I think it means that your girlfriend should get another boyfriend.... > >:-) >

Ouch.... :) Eldred -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPL hcp. +49.67 Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

In article <E1iE5.23901$[email hidden]>, "Incubus" <[email hidden]> wrote: > Even on a slippery surface, sex has more mechanical grip than gpl. Depends on your rubbers, doesn't it? ;) Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

If only my wife seconded that. Jens On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:14:30 GMT, Maxx <[email hidden]> wrote: <snip> >You're in for no easy ride with it, however, as it demands decades >of practice before you'll be truly confident in it, but the feeling of >joy you will receive is better than sex...)" --------------------------------------------- LWFF Ball Bearing conversion at: http://members.xoom.com/JensSchu/ GPLRank: -2.61

don hodgdon wrote:

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> My Lotus: > > Never has a headache, > Never asks me if she looks fat, > Doesn't care what I'm "thinking about?", > Never wants to go shopping, > Never tries to get her way by crying, > Doesn't need 24 pairs of shoes, > Can't fake it, > Never brings up past driving errors > and > She doesn't mind when I look at other cars. >

Yet, There will always be people who can treat her better (and she knows it). After you've (again) been messing with that Italian redhead, she will immediately sense it and punish you for it. Although she does it better, the Italian girl is a screamer! She'll compliment your perfect ways, but make the smallest mistake and you're history. Be any less gentle with her than asking her politely, and she will break down under pressure. She's very pretty, but whenever you go out it seems as if everyobody else's girl is the same as yours. You always think you could actually use more rubber with her. -Gregor

Maybe you need a new partner. :) Marty Incubus wrote:

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> Even on a slippery surface, sex has more mechanical grip than gpl. > > Ian Riches <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:8rsa0j$ip5qt$[email hidden]... > > "Andre Warringa" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:[email hidden]... > > > On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:14:30 GMT, Maxx <[email hidden]> > > > wrote: > > > > > > >You're in for no easy ride with it, however, as it demands decades > > > >of practice before you'll be truly confident in it, but the feeling of > > > >joy you will receive is better than sex...)" > > > > > > I can only agree actually... or does this mean that I should get > > > another girlfriend? > > > > > > Andre > > > > I think it means that your girlfriend should get another boyfriend.... > > > > :-) > > > > Ian > > > > Ian Riches > > Bedford, UK > > > >

Maybe this is why I love the Cooper but keep going back to the Lotus. Marty Thomas JS Brown wrote:

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> I remember reading sometime ago about Sterling Moss making comparisons > between the Cooper and Lotus (from the early 60's)in regards to > different kinds of women that went something like this: > > "The Cooper is a fun party girl type, easy on the eyes and is always up > for a good time....the Lotus is more the elegant beauty that demands > respect....definately not a first date type of girl..." > > I'm paraphrasing but it was similar to that... > > Thomas > > Moon-Watcher wrote: > > > > On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:14:30 GMT, Maxx <[email hidden]> wrote: > > > > >Not my statement but in case you missed it, it was posted earlier by > > >Moon-Watcher in response to "Advise Needed" thread. > > > > I stand by my statement that GPL is better than sex, because it is. > > > > Winning my first race against the AI was almost orgasmic. > > > > GPL also looks and feels better than any woman. :-) > > > > GPL is perfect, in all aspects. Women are not.