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Just taking a quick breather from my usual postings, I think we at The Pits deserve a slap on the back [or at least some cash bags] from you all, yes? [Jed agrees!] Now that we've done our job of flooding you all under with our ramblings [hehe], I think you should visit our web site more and subscribe with us. Come on you***heads, Join! Then Jed and I can afford our Grand Prix [especially BTCC] tickets so we can bring you the latest exclusive race and GP2 news. We're not doing this for nothing! You'll get used to the idea... Just in case you want to know, I can run ICR2 in SVGA with FULL detail [windshield off, F-key display off] on my P90 with the UniVBE driver that comes with the game installed! Take that, slomo newbies! Bow to my superior intellect and unmatched speed in the blink of an eye! What would you do without us? You can kiss my pus filled arse now... Ah, about the subject. It's true. Don't say I told all you members in my club here but I just spoke to Geoff on the phone. If you like, I can do a special exclusive order of the first few limited edition copies! I know... I know... you don't beleive me, right? Wrong... Just send 60 ukp to the usual address and we'll see who the losers are when the special editions get sold out in the first ten seconds! I have the date, I've spoken to Geoff. GP2 is finished and the [special first editions] are ready to ship to The Pits. I'm really sorry I can't give out more details than that... But just wait till you see what "THE PACKAGE" contains!... You select LUCKY few who have just read this in time, you are almost as good as me now. See you on the grid in March! I say no more... except... GO GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- ------------------------------------------ [[link lost in import: /]] ------------------------------------------

OH NO HID DIDN'T. Once again this arsehole Roadrunner has be posting fake messages. It will be a cold day in hell when I ask for money to allow people to access our site. Oh just get lost Roadrunner your digging one hell of a deep hole. Crap! Daves only got a 486. Jesus your ***at this RoadRunner. Roadrunner. A quick note. This "Claim" of yours is utter bullshit. And in fact, in a court of law, what you are doing is paramount to a fraudulent claim. And don't think that because you've used Dave's name your not liable. Your postings may carry daves name but they've got YOUR host ID so it can be traced back as you being the original sender. I've already contacted ATLAS and wheels are in motion. If they don't take action, I will. If you want to deal with this personally, you now where to find me. Stop being such an arsehole. Jed The Pits www.ukps.com/thepits

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>except... GO GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >-- >------------------------------------------ > [[link lost in import: /]] >------------------------------------------

>Just taking a quick breather from my usual postings, I think we at The >Pits deserve a slap on the back [or at least some cash bags] from you all, >yes? [Jed agrees!] >Now that we've done our job of flooding you all under with our ramblings >[hehe], I think you should visit our web site more and subscribe with us. >Come on you***heads, Join! Then Jed and I can afford our Grand Prix >[especially BTCC] tickets so we can bring you the latest exclusive race >and GP2 news. We're not doing this for nothing! You'll get used to the >idea... >Just in case you want to know, I can run ICR2 in SVGA with FULL detail >[windshield off, F-key display off] on my P90 with the UniVBE driver that >comes with the game installed! Take that, slomo newbies! Bow to my >superior intellect and unmatched speed in the blink of an eye! What would >you do without us? You can kiss my pus filled arse now... >Ah, about the subject. It's true. Don't say I told all you members in my >club here but I just spoke to Geoff on the phone. If you like, I can do a >special exclusive order of the first few limited edition copies! I know... >I know... you don't beleive me, right? >Wrong... >Just send 60 ukp to the usual address and we'll see who the losers are >when the special editions get sold out in the first ten seconds! I have >the date, I've spoken to Geoff. GP2 is finished and the [special first >editions] are ready to ship to The Pits. I'm really sorry I can't give out >more details than that... But just wait till you see what "THE PACKAGE" >contains!... You select LUCKY few who have just read this in time, >you are almost as good as me now. See you on the grid in March! I say no

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>more... >except... GO GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >-- >------------------------------------------ > [[link lost in import: /]] >------------------------------------------

What a***. Mike

Carrothers ) writes: >>Just taking a quick breather from my usual postings, I think we at The

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>>Pits deserve a slap on the back [or at least some cash bags] from you >all, >>yes? [Jed agrees!] >>Now that we've done our job of flooding you all under with our >ramblings >>[hehe], I think you should visit our web site more and subscribe with >us. >>Come on you***heads, Join! Then Jed and I can afford our Grand Prix >>[especially BTCC] tickets so we can bring you the latest exclusive >race >>and GP2 news. We're not doing this for nothing! You'll get used to

the >>idea... >>Just in case you want to know, I can run ICR2 in SVGA with FULL detail

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>>[windshield off, F-key display off] on my P90 with the UniVBE driver >that >>comes with the game installed! Take that, slomo newbies! Bow to my >>superior intellect and unmatched speed in the blink of an eye! What >would >>you do without us? You can kiss my pus filled arse now... >>Ah, about the subject. It's true. Don't say I told all you members in >my >>club here but I just spoke to Geoff on the phone. If you like, I can >do a >>special exclusive order of the first few limited edition copies! I >know... >>I know... you don't beleive me, right? >>Wrong... >>Just send 60 ukp to the usual address and we'll see who the losers

are >>when the special editions get sold out in the first ten seconds! I >have >>the date, I've spoken to Geoff. GP2 is finished and the [special first >>editions] are ready to ship to The Pits. I'm really sorry I can't give

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>out >>more details than that... But just wait till you see what "THE >PACKAGE" >>contains!... You select LUCKY few who have just read this in time, >>you are almost as good as me now. See you on the grid in March! I say >no >>more... >>except... GO GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>-- >>------------------------------------------ >> [[link lost in import: /]] >>------------------------------------------ >What a***. >Mike

Actually, I don't want Dave to think I ment him. After all the posts talking about this roadrunner***head, I new it was him (or is it really Dave, just trying to cover himself ;-) jus' kiddin'). You know, it takes a big man to speak his mind, but only a *** won't sign his name, or will use someone elses. Don't worry Dave, this punks day is comimg. Mike

I have bullets, does someone have a gun? Time to do something about this.... ;-) "Gravity doesn't exist; the Earth sucks!"

Anyone got any ACME bird seed handy? -- Nik