Well test already.
USENET BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 78.8)
(check all boxes that apply)
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ ] *** [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
[ ] Stereotypical AOLer [ ] Freak [ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [ X ] Satanist [ ] "Expert"
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ X ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in
To Repent, You Must:
[ X ] Post to alt.test
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] All of the above
