Twilight Zoner 2

Oh, here are a few more from my personal collection of Zoner quotes: How old IS this kid, anyway? With a vocabulary like this, I'd say pre-***: ---------------------------- +++ ---------------------------- Zoner thinks demons exist, and here's his irrefutable scientific proof: ---------------------------- +++ ---------------------------- Here's a shocker: What Zoner posts doesn't always MAKE SENSE! *Gasp!* ---------------------------- +++ ---------------------------- Sound's like fun, Zoner. ---------------------------- +++ ---------------------------- Just realizing that Zoner of all people wrote that line makes me laugh. ---------------------------- +++ ---------------------------- Why does Zoner continue to bleat here in alt.atheism (a group to which he doesn't belong)? Here's his lame excuse: But I think it would be more correctly phrased: "I want attention from anyone who will give it to me, because my life is extremely empty and I have nothing better to do." ---------------------------- +++ ---------------------------- Grow a spine, Zoner! So you realized that you were wrong on your own. Can't you admit that? No! You have to say that someone ELSE told you you were wrong. Why? ---------------------------- +++ ---------------------------- Forget the Pope. Zoner knows all. And how, exacly, does Zoner know that God wasn't created? Well: ---------------------------- +++ ---------------------------- I don't know... This one sounds like voluntary slavery to me: ---------------------------- +++ ---------------------------- In answer to the question, "If God created man in his own image, how come all humans are different?" Zoner fantasized: ---------------------------- +++ ---------------------------- Zoner asks many questions, but you get the feeling that even though the answers are all readily available at his local library, he doesn't want his questions answered. Doh! Read a textbook! ---------------------------- +++ ---------------------------- My personal favorite exchange follows (Remember, Zoner's real name is Todd): -- -- Please, someone, get this boy a clue! ------------------------------ +++ ------------------------------ Again, do you really think that Zoner even WANTS answers to his questions? ------------------------------ +++ ------------------------------ Well, at least little Todd has high self-esteem: ------------------------------ +++ ------------------------------ Is Zoner trying to pump himself up or put everyone else down to make up for his own personal shortcomings? Do you feel bigger now, Zoner? ------------------------------ +++ ------------------------------ Uh-oh! I hope this isn't condoning (Gasp!) ***ity: ------------------------------ +++ ------------------------------ Zoner needs counselling. He seems to make up his own little fantasies and then believe them as fact: Translation: "I can plagiarize religious pamphlets all I want and no one will ever catch on! Hee Hee!" ------------------------------ That's enough trashing Zoner with his own words for now. I'm bored already. See you next week, Todd.