Le Chicken has arrived!

I am Le Chicken! On this Friday, December the 12th, 1997, I enter rec.autos.simulators and I hereby proclaim myself the Official Chicken of r.a.s., and supreme ruler of all chicken-kind. (Which pretty much excludes most of you...) I will occassionally take part in sensible (..and sometimes not so sensible) discussions, but my main purpose in this news group will be to make fun out of, poke fun at, to be funny (..or at least try), and to lighten up the atmosphere in the newsgroup. I have some basic commandments (..more of which might be added at a later date) which I hope everyone will follow: 1. I am Le Chicken 2. I am the Official Chicken and Poultry Representative of this newsgroup. 3. I am the supreme ruler of all chicken-kind (..again, that excludes most of you). 4. There is no other Le Chicken besides me. 5. There are no chickens higher than me. Ignore any of these commandments, and I'll ship you off to KFC faster than you say "Kluck". Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s.

Would you be extremely offended if I told you to "cluck off"? Hey, just kidding - part of the "atmosphere lightening" recommended by the foul. Cheers! John PS - Or is it fowl... ;-)

On December 12, 1997, a special r.a.s. consul (who was formed of ymenard and himself) decided, in an action to de-throne LeChicken, has voted some special rules that you will all need to get along with. First of all, I rename myself as Supreme-Chief of r.a.s. I also written an r.a.s. rulebook, witch you will all need to know by heart and recite each day. 1. I am ymenard 2. I am the official voice and representative of this newsgroup. 3. I am the supreme ruler of all simracers (with included most of you). 4. There is no ymenard besides me. 5. There is no human-being higher than me. Here is my actions I am taking to return to the throne. I will, first of all, siege the r.a.s. parlement and make an offensive attack on the r.a.s. White House to get back my throne. LeChicken will be fried live in front of National NROS and will be publicly panned and eaten by me. Any attempt to stay on LeChicken sides will result on immediate persecution, and death penalty. After, I will bring back the peace apon the r.a.s. country, by helping other people and putting an humoristic harmony to the citizen's life. The history of r.a.s. will be entirely re-written to make me a better face for all the r.a.s. citizens. Nothing happened before december12th, 1997, except : -r.a.s. was created entirly by ymenard -r.a.s. was moderated entirly by ymenard -nobody knows the truth about r.a.s. except me -ymenard never lied, told something not true, or written false thing -ymenard was never implicated in controversial thread, posts, flames, or anything. Please not that the r.a.s. military corps, formed by ymenard and himself, will put death-penalty to anybody who thinks anything else about r.a.s. Fran?ois Mnard, Supreme Chief of r.a.s. Dirigeant of the anti-LeChicken organisation Official God of rec.autos.simulators - *Excuse me for my poor English(I'm French speaking) * - - *Excuse me for my provocative reply's and posts <g> * - And if a darn simracer flames me for thinking I am serious will all what I wrote since 2days, well all I can say is : <g>.

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Just wait a minute! I said I was the Official Chicken of r.a.s. and supreme ruler of all-chicken kind. You can be the supreme chief of r.a.s, but since your'e not a chicken, you can't de-throne me. I don't even have your throne. I only have the Official Chicken throne. You can build yourself a supreme-chief throne, but keep your stinky hands away from mine! Son of a silly person, you. Keep it up and I'll egg your house, 'cos I know where you live (I have it written down here somewhere...my pea-sized brain isn't big enough to remember). Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s. (Not supreme-chief..)

I hereby declare myself the official CHEF of R.A.S. Chicken is on the menu tonight boys! <g> mmmmmm.....finger***in' good.

Hey this newsgroup is so serious, that when we had the chance to have game developpers reading RAS, we threw him out... If you want to have fun, you should go at RASF1 instead. Au revoir le poulet, Eric http//www.nochicken.here.com/

Monsieur Menard, tu devrait essayer ca a RASF1 a la place... Eric http://www.nosupreme.ymenard.ca/

That's fine. That's it! That's it! No Christmas card for you this year! ..and no Easter eggs for you, either. That's right, there is no Easter Bunny. I collect 'em, paint 'em, and distribute them, and you ain't getting any of them. Man, now everybody is turning on me... Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s. (not on the menu)

Hey, it's cousin Dave. How are ya doing? Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s.

Yep, that's the point. This place could use a much lighter atmosphere. Are they worse than r.a.s.? Well, I'll check it out... Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s. (LC01 Chicken-Mechachrome)

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> >On December 12, 1997, a special r.a.s. consul (who was formed of ymenard and > >himself) decided, in an action to de-throne LeChicken, has voted some > >special rules that you will all need to get along with. First of all, I > >rename myself as Supreme-Chief of r.a.s. > Hey, hey, hey, hey! Just wait a minute! I said I was the Official Chicken of > r.a.s. > and supreme ruler of all-chicken kind. You can be the supreme chief of r.a.s, > but since your'e not a chicken, you can't de-throne me. > >Here is my actions I am taking to return to the throne. I will, first of > >all, siege the r.a.s. parlement and make an offensive attack on the r.a.s. > >White House to get back my throne. LeChicken will be fried live in front of > >National NROS and will be publicly panned and eaten by me. Any attempt to > >stay on LeChicken sides will result on immediate persecution, and death > >penalty. > I don't even have your throne. I only have the Official Chicken throne. You > can build yourself a supreme-chief throne, but keep your stinky hands away > from mine! Son of a silly person, you. > >Dirigeant of the anti-LeChicken organisation > Keep it up and I'll egg your house, 'cos I know where you live (I have it > written down here somewhere...my pea-sized brain isn't big enough to > remember). > Le Chicken > Official Chicken of r.a.s. (Not supreme-chief..)

Oh shut the hell up... Are you two related? -- Dave Otterness

>Man, now everybody is turning on me... >Official Chicken of r.a.s. (not on the menu) Heck here's another question... Are you a male or female chicken ?? Being the Dirigeant of the anti-LeChicken organisation (ALCO), my dictaturial origins always said that there can only be 1 throne here, and it looks like one of us has to go down. You will be assimilated or destroyed. Choose your destiny. Resistance is futile. The r.a.s. military corps (formed by ymenard and myself) decided that we will take some actions in your sector in a nearby future. We can still make a pact before time is out. Dont try to get over my power. Before dying, you can choose the way of your death. (Pan or normal fryed ??) Le Simracer Fran?ois Mnard Official Simracer of r.a.s. (Perfect motor with perfect torque)

>I hereby declare myself the official CHEF of R.A.S. >Chicken is on the menu tonight boys! <g> >mmmmmm.....finger***in' good. Hey, NOW we're cookin' !!!

Male.. You can't get over the fact that I'm trying to rule all chicken-kind (and nothing else...you get to rule everything else here...)? Uh-oh, got the Borg on your side..? What kind of pact? Oh, like my army of chickens can achieve anything? Extra crispy....hey, what am I saying?? Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s. (I love the smell of napa...er..bacon in the morning...)

>Monsieur Menard, tu devrait essayer ca a RASF1 a la place... >Eric >http://www.nosupreme.ymenard.ca/ <taking a normal r.a.s.mer replying to me> Why can I find the website ?? LOL <g> Heck are you a liar ?? You're the biggest Ego-centric guy I ever saw, you fat hypocrite. Who are you for doing this ? A new-born hitler ? A Dark Lord of the Sith (heh StarWars geek reference). </taking a normal r.a.s.mer replying to me> Btw.... If you are taking ALL this threads seriously, there's something wrong here. Me and Le Chicken arent affliated. He is cool, he is funny, and I don't even know him. We are all 2 having fun about writing nothing, joking about things. Me and Le Chicken, even if we didnt every spoken out of r.a.s. , bring you a SIMPLE and CLEAR message. Relax guys, take it easy, and try to have fun on r.a.s for once. Stop flaming everybody and everything. Get along with people. Have fun. Will XYZ things that ZYX simracer say will chaneg your way of living ? No. Fran?ois Mnard, President of the LeChicken Fan club http://www.awpss.com/ ymenard on NROS

Thank you for lightening the atmosphere around here....I'm suprised you have not been turned into a burnt chicken crisp by all of the flamethrowers people have had around recently. Have you ever played The Curse of Monkey Island? (Monkey Island 3) Since you obviously like chickens, you'd love this game. "It's EL POIYO DIABLO!!!! (the Devil Chicken)" Mike McCloskey C.P.R. Playground

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<WHINE> It's just not fair. You guys went and had a revolution without me. Didn't even have the decency to let me know. Let a guy just get all wrapped up in his own little world and don't even tell him when something important is going on. Some friends you are. Now I'm gonna take my shifter knob and air wrench and go home. </WHINE> Dave Sparks (TEN ID: davids) OSCAR Racing Series: http://www.synapse.net/~crankstr/oscar IWCCCARS Project: http://www.theuspits.com/iwcccars/index.html-ssi

Sorry Dave. There is no excuse for forgetting you. Actually, I'm not having a revolution, although Le Simracer (aka Menard) would like to have one. C'mon in, sit down, put up your feet, and make yourself comfortable. You can stay...and so can your shifter knob and air wrench. Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s. (Uhm..I can't think of anything right now..)

Hey, no problem! I'm running around in nomex pants, so even if somebody gets out a flamethrower, I should be fine. No, I havn't! Are there any beatiful hens in it? Or talking chickens like myself?? I don't have tail like that, or pitch fork... But I have a nice beak and a cool air wrench that David Sparks let me borrow. Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s. (Those asbestos pants made me kind of high..)

Exactly! We constantly end up having flame wars. Why? Because some of you always have to be so serious about things. Lighten up! I looked at r.a.s.f1 like somebody told me to. They have arguments, too, but they also have a lot of fun and goof around. We can have that, too, if you'd look at things from a brighter and less serious side. Nomex pants and drinks for everybody! Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s. (Would you like fries with that?)

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> I am Le Chicken! On this Friday, December the 12th, 1997, I enter > rec.autos.simulators and > I hereby proclaim myself the Official Chicken of r.a.s., and supreme ruler of > all chicken-kind. > (Which pretty much excludes most of you...) I will occassionally take part in > sensible (..and > sometimes not so sensible) discussions, but my main purpose in this news group > will be to > make fun out of, poke fun at, to be funny (..or at least try), and to lighten > up the atmosphere > in the newsgroup. > I have some basic commandments (..more of which might be added at a later date) > which I > hope everyone will follow: > 1. I am Le Chicken > 2. I am the Official Chicken and Poultry Representative of this newsgroup. > 3. I am the supreme ruler of all chicken-kind (..again, that excludes most of > you). > 4. There is no other Le Chicken besides me. > 5. There are no chickens higher than me. > Ignore any of these commandments, and I'll ship you off to KFC faster than you > say "Kluck". > Le Chicken > Official Chicken of r.a.s.

Aw go lay an egg ;)! Trev

Yes i'm lying. You're the biggest Ego-centric guy I ever saw Stange didn't knew you could see me thru usenet. , you Sorry, i'm far from beeing fat. Who are you for doing this ? A new-born hitler ? No my name is not Bernie Ecclestone. A Dark Lord no comments. I prefer Star Trek. It's so easy to call someone, you are this or that... on usenet. If you look at my previous (read past) post on this newsgroup, i've never flame anyone nor trying to diminish someone. I've always posted something informative, either regarding my website, relating car setups, or product(s) reviews. Obviously the night you proclaim you were the king of RAS, you've had your share of alcool, i'll excuse this act.. Although seems to me you're starting this kind of flammable message in some sort of pattern (read cycle), is it hormonal or some sort of pathology related to long exposure of MFI, i can't tell. Well have fun, Eric SPY Cote , now you know me..

Monsieur Menard devrait s'effacer pour un boutte.

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> I am Le Chicken! On this Friday, December the 12th, 1997, I enter > rec.autos.simulators and > I hereby proclaim myself the Official Chicken of r.a.s., and supreme ruler of > all chicken-kind. > (Which pretty much excludes most of you...) I will occassionally take part in > sensible (..and > sometimes not so sensible) discussions, but my main purpose in this news group > will be to > make fun out of, poke fun at, to be funny (..or at least try), and to lighten > up the atmosphere > in the newsgroup. > I have some basic commandments (..more of which might be added at a later date) > which I > hope everyone will follow: > 1. I am Le Chicken > 2. I am the Official Chicken and Poultry Representative of this newsgroup. > 3. I am the supreme ruler of all chicken-kind (..again, that excludes most of > you). > 4. There is no other Le Chicken besides me. > 5. There are no chickens higher than me. > Ignore any of these commandments, and I'll ship you off to KFC faster than you > say "Kluck". > Le Chicken > Official Chicken of r.a.s.

Aaarrrghh...<Plop> Here you go, my friend. Would you like me to wrap that up for you, Sir? Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s. (Batteries not included)

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> >Aw go lay an egg ;)! > >Trev > Aaarrrghh...<Plop> Here you go, my friend. Would you like me > to wrap that up for you, Sir? > Le Chicken > Official Chicken of r.a.s. (Batteries not included)

Yes please and next time I would like that hard boiled, it shouldnt be too difficult for "THE OFFICIAL CHICKEN of RAS" :)! Trev

Oh, go away you silly little man! -- Bruce. (At home)

Oh, being demanding, are we? Well, alright, here you go. One hard boiled egg. All the paint came off...but hey, now it tastes pretty nice! Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s. (Ich bin ein Hamburger...)

I wonder where he went..He must be hiding! Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s. (In the nest..)

" Kluck " off. :-) -- Robert Johnson ICQ# 1655618 Chieftian On TEN

>Monsieur Menard devrait s'effacer pour un boutte. (Very funny info snipped) Bonjour Luc, J'espre seulement que tu comprend que moi et LeChicken ne sont pas la mme personne. Personnellement il est vraiment correct, et nous nous comprenous lorsque nous disons de dtendre l'atmosphre de r.a.s. Il faut lache-lousse des fois ! Fran?ois Mnard ymenard on NROS, Sponsored by http://www.awpss.com/

>> Who are you for doing this ? A new-born hitler ? >No my name is not Bernie Ecclestone. heh lol pretty funny. Well.... its the same guy we and I are talking ;) Aw C'mon. Dont you think R2D2 and C3PO are cooler than Data ;) I know. You always help people here. I know you help people alot, and if you can still re-read my reply, you will see I was just joking, and actually having fun with "imitating somebody who dont like ymenard" and replying to you. I should had put <sarcastic> before :) . But hey you are really ok you took a good action by putting some "Jokes" on your post. It's a positive way to go ! Fran?ois Mnard ymenard on NROS Sponsored by http://www.awpss.com/

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> Bonjour Luc, > J'espre seulement que tu comprend que moi et LeChicken ne sont pas la mme > personne. Personnellement il est vraiment correct, et nous nous comprenous > lorsque nous disons de dtendre l'atmosphre de r.a.s. Il faut > lache-lousse des fois ! > Fran?ois Mnard > ymenard on NROS, > Sponsored by http://www.awpss.com/

Ummm... I guess that's one french-fried chicken to go? Would you like a drink with that order? :-) ER

Ah, get away! You creep! Frying innocent chickens...how could you? Slaughtering poultry for its juicy and delicate flesh...how could anyone? I can't take it...<sniff>. ...too much <weep> Le Chicken Official Chicken of r.a.s. (Yes, one small Coke, please)

% >Ummm... I guess that's one french-fried chicken to go? Would you like a % >drink with that order? :-) % Ah, get away! You creep! Frying innocent chickens...how could you? % Slaughtering poultry for its juicy and delicate flesh...how could anyone? % I can't take it...<sniff>. ...too much <weep> LeChicken, what is this I hear about the Chicken Flu? Is this indeed a virus from your camp? Or is it from an outside source attempting to make tar and feather your new empire? -- **************************** Michael E. Carver ************************* Upside out, or inside down...False alarm the only game in town. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=<[ /./. [- < ]>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=