BUGLUSTER

E'hem...A few points: 1) this is a news group for PC racing games, so please SPAM elsewhere, 2) We don't normally throw tires at other objects (it depends on the circumstance, I suppose), 3) "tork"<sic> is usually spelled t-o-r-q-u-e (ain't that right, Bruce?). ;)

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> THE LUGBUSTER - THE NEW REVOLUTION OF TIRE CHANGING has arrived! > Tire changing will never be the same. The Lugbuster is a revolutionary new > product that will change virtually any tire thrown its way! The kit come with > all attatchments needed to remove your lugnuts and simply plugs into you > CIGARETTE LIGHTER ! Yes, this wrench creates more than enough tork to remove > your lugnuts! > This wonderful product is made with all high grade parts and is available now > for the LOW price of $100 (includes shipping and handling)!!!! Price may be > negotiated on special orders. > price and set up payment. > Look for our website that will be available soon at www.lugbuster.com!!!

-- Marc J. Nelson The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com * No animals were harmed in the making of this e-mail *

Too ***y right, mate!! Perhaps this bloke's "Dork from Tork"?? > 3) "tork"<sic> > is usually spelled t-o-r-q-u-e (ain't that right, Bruce?). ;) -- Regards, Bruce. ---------- The GP Legends Historic Motor Racing Club is located at:- http://www.netspeed.com.au/brucek/legends/

> Too ***y right, mate!! > Perhaps this bloke's "Dork from Tork"?? ...or perhaps "torked his dork?" ;) -- Marc J. Nelson The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com * No animals were harmed in the making of this e-mail *

> > Too ***y right, mate!! > > Perhaps this bloke's "Dork from Tork"?? > ...or perhaps "torked his dork?" ;) Busted his lug? Trips

I'll bet he's really Mork from Ork, and that he likes to use his tork wench to pork his... er, I'm sorry, isn't this off-topic? :^)

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>> Too ***y right, mate!! >> Perhaps this bloke's "Dork from Tork"?? >...or perhaps "torked his dork?" ;) >-- >Marc J. Nelson >The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com >* No animals were harmed in the making of this e-mail *

More like lusted his bug!! :o) > Busted his lug? > Trips -- Regards, Bruce. ---------- The GP Legends Historic Motor Racing Club is located at:- http://www.netspeed.com.au/brucek/legends/

Ooooooooh!! ***! ;o)

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> ...or perhaps "torked his dork?" ;) > -- > Marc J. Nelson > The Sim Project - http://www.simproject.com > * No animals were harmed in the making of this e-mail *

-- Regards, Bruce. ---------- The GP Legends Historic Motor Racing Club is located at:- http://www.netspeed.com.au/brucek/legends/